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HelenaUlinova
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 29 yrs old
El Segundo, Coastal, LA, CA
Anaheim, OC, CA Today!
Registered Jun 4 2025
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Oct 21 2026 09:35PM
     Bunch of FREE (some that was pretty expensive) shit I need to give away
Here's a whole list of shit I need to gtfo my life. I have issues with being compulsive and shopping. I also used to host @ my house, and no longer do. So the stuff for hosting from home is useless to me now for the most part & taking up space. Including pro milking/massage table, towel warmer, terrycloth robes. IF YOU HOST AT HOME THIS STUFF IS SUPER COOL TO HAVE. The other stuff could/would be useful to anyone. First come first serve. Suppose some of this stuff could be useful to a man like the laptop, but would prefer to give to a woman who is picking up the majority of the other stuff already (hopefully) so i don't have to make a million meet ups.

1. 1. 22" PINK RING light. I got this for traveling and shooting content. Fucking thing won't ever be going on a plane and isn't great for compact travel as i don't check a bag, and it can't be put in a carryon even tho it folds in half. Paid like 150+ for it. And orderd x2 of them because I was going to give one to a friend in mexico city.

Never made it on the plane lol great for content & outdoor photo shoots, not gonna be good for smaller spaces as its too bright even tho you can change the tone and brightness. There are two of them, one assembled and the other still in its box.

2. Laptop - very basic HP that needs to be wiped but i used a total of maybe 10x. Originally was like 280 dollars 2 years ago so probs has the computing power of, well, a really nice smart phone. Still useful as a crappy travel laptop for basic bs.

Will send model # so you can determine if it would be of any use to you

3. Towel warmer. This thing was like 150 bucks too, can warm like 5 towels at once and has an auto shut-off setting so that you can turn it on & forget without burning down a building.

Used it 3 or 4x when i was hosting from home.

Clients who I used it for LOVED it and if you drive instead of flying or taking the train on tour (as I do now that i managed to crash my truck a 2nd time...... and gas is $7 a gallon) could work for a hotel setting and is just a nice added touch. Not huge, lil smaller than a carryon suitcase.

4. Multiple (like 15?) Med to Large lingerie sets I only wore to try on, and never returned.

I bought a bunch of larges hoping my boobs would fit... they didn't.... so i had this baggy ass lingerie that would mash my tits so they looked doughy as hell and make me look pregnant by having all this extra material. Will not work for you if you are at or any bigger than a 36DDD cup size wise(underwire could reasonably work for anyone 32-38). Probably for physique will only work for you clothing wise if you are size 10+

For the mediums would say probably not gonna work if you are any bigger than 36D (cup wise, not underwire) and would fit on you if you're between a 6 and a 10.

My boobs are 32G which is = cup size wise to 36DDD. if your boobies are fake this lingerie would probably work for you at or around that size. Natural boobs will look stupid and smashed more than likely but you are free to try to mash yours in there.

All come with those matching string thong lace things. Never worn even to try on bc that style of underwear makes my ass look flat & like 2 hotdogs but to each their own, or you probably have a better ass than i do. Also those seem to give me a pussy cameltoe. I have no idea who designs those or why they're the default but they fucking suck

5. Fuck ton of shoes and heels size 8-8.5

6. Bunch of purses, some designer, just taking up space for me. I have no clue why i keep buying them.as I only use the same bag for every outfit. Extremely wasteful and stupid of me, but possibly cute and beneficial for you!

7. x2 twin bed sheet and comforter sets. Girly pattern. Higher quality and never opened.

8. A rolling desk chair that has no arms and is really cutesy and designerish but not comfy for long sits. Was like $200 at marshalls. OK as long as you are not sitting at your desk working for more than like 2+ hours. More of a cute home office chair than efficient working chair. Also very wide. Probably could fit someone 300 lbs or larger tbh.

9. And finally, my milking table
Also doubles as a legit massage table and was 1k.
I am too tall and broad in the shoulders to comfortably use it. Realistically you would probably need to be under 5'2-5'4 and have a slimmer SKELETAL build to comfortably fit for milking. Petite thiccc could still probably use it for the milking purposes. Anyone can obv use as a massage table but thats sort of a waste as it was 1k because of the milking aspect.

That comes with a bunch of massage sheet sets, coconut massage oil, massage oil warmer set, and some other bullshit you use for massages. Also you can have the aromatherapy diffuser i bought bc I have like 3 others and its just excessive

SORRY

THAT IS A FUCKING TON OF INFORMATION AND STUFF
IDEALLY YOU CAN MEET ME HERE IN SD OR SOUTH OC TO PICK IT UP...

OH YEAH and I have a ton of women's clothing, dresses and pants and blouses and shit between si,e 4-8 that is good quality but I just own way too many clotues I don't wear. Everything ranges from small to large size wise. A good point of reference is that i on average wear size 6. I am 5'7 and 135-140ish. Just take it all if you are in that size range (PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD) and throw out or donate what you hate. Lmao. Google unique vintage clothing brand. Most of it is that style or literally that exact brand. Some could be resold but I don't feel like doing that.

Oh and about 6 size med bottoms DDD+ swimsuits never worn nor returned. Some one some 2 piece.

Already chucking the stuff that nobody is going to ever want or wear so if you are in that size range its all or nothing. About 2 bags of clothes, washed & whatnot. Willing to separate out the swimsuits.


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Oct 18 2026 12:07AM
     Mali & easido pt 3
Only posting this because i was brought up in blog 1 about needing to "come clean" about sharing accounts with my partner.

I DON'T FUCKING SHARE AN ACCOUNT WITH MY GODDAMN PARTNER.

MY PARTNER, A YEAR AGO, BOOKED FOR ME WHEN I WAS BUSY

BECAUSE OF THAT HE USED BLOGS ABOUT TO FIND OUT IT PEOPLE WERE SAFE

THAT'S THE EXTENT OF IT.

You are fucking delusional if you think that most of these (attractive enough to be busy & need it) fuckin girls don't have a booker helping them. I am not the first or last person to have or need help fucking booking. I no longer get help from him and instead am doing 100% of my own booking because 97% of my business comes via other methods. I didn't like how impersonal having a booker felt/was and the reason i stay busy, and book consistently is that I'm attentive and genuine with people who reach out to me instead of a million canned responses.

As far as me having access to his account
...
Fuck no!

He is still an independent person and I'm sure has conversations in there with providers that are outright none of my business.

Have I been shown or told about notes of his? 100%

Why?

Because he didn't believe me when we started dating that I didn't go bare.

And told me probably 80% of women on HX are out here doing it

Then scrolled through detailed notes on people both in his network and not, with dates and info including whether or not they did bbfs with him. Showing me that the whole "i never do bare." Judgemental bitches around here will in fact, go bare for the right one.

Just clearing that up.

He has never posted from my account. I have never posted from his. Neither of us has communicated with anyone from the other's account. Nor would we. As what fuckin purpose would that serve?

Yes i do contact providers to see him. What can I say... I'm a voyeur alongwith being an, exhibitionist and i know variety is the spice of life. And i got it like that. Those comms STRICTLY come from me.

Now rugmuncher & eaasido can resume eating each other's fuxkin asses.

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Oct 15 2026 01:59PM
     I'm really proud of myself. Also, have you ever bleached your asshole?
I gained some weight due to all of the antipsychotics i take.

That's right. I can be even fucking crazier than this. This is the basement. How frightening!

I've lost like 10 pounds. I did it through dedication to injecting myself with retatrutide purchased from china on an online grey market prior to its FDA approval here in the US.

My psychiatrist rolled his eyes all the way around in his head when I told him I was taking it without participating in a study and that I was doing my own *personal* research on its effectiveness rather than having tbe manufacturer do the research for me.

If you, yourself, have gotten fat I highly recommend using GLPs. My cholesterol also went down without any effort on my part!

I've also been bleaching my asshole. I'm on round 2 of 4. Have you guys tried this? They said I'd need to do maintenance bleaching once or twice a year but I'm really excited to have my b-hole be the exact same color as the rest of my skin. If you're interested in no longer resembling a normal person, i can give you my anal bleaching specialist's info.

Cheers and happy fall, yall
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Oct 10 2026 12:12AM
     Do you guys think bumper stickers are trashy?
I drive like shit so I probably shouldn't make my vehicle so identifiable.

They're magmetic, but I'd probably be willing to deface my baby for the mothman one. Lol
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Sep 10 2026 02:38PM
     Struggling to get enough towels for your room?
You're likely booking 2 queens, so put on your reservation that you have 4 people. And request extra towels.

When you get there, there's a 97% chance they didn't notice this or give a fuck

So what you do is take the elevator to every single floor (or the stairs, you fit cute lil thing you) to each floor. There you will find 2 or 3 maid carts spread out among them. Snag 2-3 towels from each one of those SOB. Return to your room after each one to drop them so you don'tlook like a nut getting more if you get caught.

If the maid is there just ask her for them, she'll just think you were a person who wasn't wanting their room cleaned but wants fresh towels. If you're feeling cheeky & generous tell her she's pretty and tip her $5-10, believe it or not- her job is harder than yours. Think of the same amount of bodily fluids for between 1/4-1/10 the salary.

If you're staying at a smol boutique place this trick doesn't work as well. Walmart has towels for $3.94. I stayed in a boutique place in SF and intended to pack 5 of those + a mesh laundry bag and just use the nearby laundromat. I forgot the fucking towels so it costed me $20 for a beautiful latinas conpliance/silence in a towel for hire scheme I had going.

I did well enough there I was able to leave $100 for the maids! So there's another protip for you. Definitely check out the bay area if you can. There's $59 flights to SF on southwest (from SD, probably from lax too) and they allow a free carryon, cancelation with a 6 mo credit minimum.

Happy hunting yall �

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Aug 13 2026 04:07PM
     I'm in the mood to steal a dog
Also heard that's the best way to get deemed the most batshit crazy on the site, a title I'm fully after & would embrace.

Anyways, I'm bored. Show me a picture of your dog & I'll send you 300 FXP. I think that's enough to unlock some mail or sumn.

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Jun 15 2026 01:54PM
     Your wife might be ugly
Just sayin'

I request a photo from people who ask me to do a three-way.

If I ghost you, it means your wife is ugly. I have had 1 paid threesome and it was a decade ago. I see the reason most of yall are stepping out and I don't blame you. Unfortunately I have a policy against going down on ugly women.

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Jun 10 2026 12:54PM
     It finally happened to me
You know how there is always inevitable drama between a provider getting an advance and then ghosting the dude on here? And how the chick claimed last time she "fell asleep." And everyone was like, "bullshit you lying ass bitch."

Well last night I had a 9pm prepay the day before for their FBSM after sending me their screening deposit.

I fell asleep and didn't text him instructions on how to get to me until 15 minutes before our appointment! This poor man probably thought I was some POS who got his deposit and his prepayment cashapps and then ghosted him.

He was so understanding, not even slightly upset, and because i gave him my region the day prior had driven to my part of town and was hanging out in a parking lot waiting to hear from me.

If only all people could be so benevolent.

I am finally one of those napping ass hoes who falls asleep and fucks some guy over. Almost! I was so close anyways. 15 minutes to spare & the world's most relaxed client gave me an out.

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Apr 20 2026 09:15PM
     I am ashamed of my own behavior and I apologize to everyone involved.
I am doing alright. I feel badly for the way I treated Hunny four twenty. It was cruel and she can't comprehend why because she's too stupid. It's the same as punishing a dog hours after they have soiled the carpet. They don't even know what they did wrong. They can't understand why you're hurting and scaring them, they just know they're afraid and in pain.

It's important when you have a capacity for empathy (as some people, such as Hunny, are incapable) that you utilize it as deeply and often as possible. A quote that always has and always will resonate with me is "the ability to let which does not matter - truly slide." Whether inferior or not, others deserve your mercy when you are capable. Even if they do not know or comprehend it, it is a gift you give them. And in return, you can live with a clean conscience. So it's also a gift you're giving yourself, even if it's in secret. June.Moon, DahliaLove, Alice, Delilah Rose, Sydney, and pretty _kitty are all examples of truly living this virtue.

By even sharing my knowledge of it and apologizing for breaking a pact with myself I am being self-serving. And for that as well I apologize, as my pride can be my greatest sin.

As this a beautiful intelligent woman among us once said, "This community may forgive - but they will not forget." And I'd expect nothing less. If I ever step out of line I do not expect to be treated with the kindness I have seen displayed to others by anyone named or not in this post or anyone else. What goes around comes around after all.

If you could find it within you to forgive me and leave this behind us, reminding youraelf it is my worst flaw on display, you will have my eternal gratitude.

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Apr 20 2026 03:05AM
     Peptides
I am up in the middle of the night again. Is your house haunted if I wakes you up around the same time every night? Nope, it's just me haunting your halls!

I wanted to share something (I feel) is doing wonders for my skin and has been more effective for me than any kind of botox or laser treatment I have had in the past... not that I am not a fan of both!

First, I am a huge fan of self care and cosmetic procedures. I personally take the approach of small, measured steps to maintain youth/beauty along with natural looking improvements if you feel you want or need them. Personally, I have had a septo-rhinoplasty (broke my nose half dozen times between DV, accidents and intoxicated self harm incidents previously), chin liposuction, buccal fat removal, lipo on my flanks & lower abdomen.

It has been about 1.5-2 years since my last botox regimen, but I recently got a small amount of lip filler, mainly the upper lip to help with fine lines along with a cO2 laser treatment of my entire face but not eyes, in tijuana (i have a great dermatologist, hotel, and favorite independent "stripper" both TS & cisgender (totally legal there) recommendations if you would ever like to go!) I have never had any dermal fillers outside of my lips.

In my heart I am forever young and 28. Other people like my primary care provider might describe me as mid thirties. It's truly a matter of opinion.

Recently I started a peptide branded on the website I purchased it from as 'Glow.' It is a combination of multiple peptides and part of a recent trend known as biohacking. This research chemical, because that's what it is, helps your body stimulate production of its own collagen, which you stop producing with age.

Below is a photo of me without a filter or makeup. I have an issue with picking my skin and face when anxious but am fortunate enough to have light scars and pale skin so it isn't super noticeable. Mainly around my chin. Next to it is a picture of me roughly a decade ago (some may say 6 years ago, my primary care physician might say 13 years ago, it's truly a mystery and something to ponder) at age 22 prior to any skin treatments, or plastic surgeries.

2-3 years ago I was vaping and drinking heavily, along with working 80 hours a week. I have not been easy on my body or skin.

There is real science to back up the claims made here, and the results I see and feel already. I have been using AI to help with dosing, mixing the formula, and injection schedules. If you would like the website I use, they also sell GLP-3 AKA Retatrutide which would be the compounded version of the more advanced version of zepbound/mounjaro, which is the more advanced and less sife effect ridden version of ozempic.

Stay glowing out there ladies. Message me directly with any questions or for the website. And no I am not a clinical medical professional although I was a NON clinical medical professional for many years
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Apr 1 2026 08:45PM
     Littlemissalice issues
I've got a big fucking problem.

We don't talk nearly enough about how fucking awesome she is.

She built me an AWESOME website that is going to go live soon. Total it costed me $750 (i also spent about 50 bucks on my domain stuff) that includes 4 years of hosting! And a hundred dollar tip. And she put so much effort into every detail. That may have been a homie hookup but whatever.

She is amazing

Cherish her, HX was blessed to have such an awesome person grace it with her presence.

Plus she's hilarious. Check out the text she included on my contact form. Lol I couldn't have asked for more! If you have any need for a website or anything similar she is highly recommended by me. And I'm a picky cunt, so it says a lot.
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Mar 17 2026 05:37PM
     Whitelist inundated- rude and entitled Imo
I was kind enough to whitelist 40+ people for 2 albums yesterday and return someone's points for my albums they'd purchased so they didn't feel bummed out.

I even obliged people who pm me about it day of within the forst few hours.

This morning I had a metric fuck ton of requests in my inbox for the whitelist. I am still trying to run a business so seeing that was frustrating.

Please, yall, realize that there's a person on the other end here and how entitled and rude it can come across to be asked a hundred times to make an exception "just for you."

I appreciate folks wanting my content and I love sharing but again, I was bummed out.

Hopefully you can understand why I'm not replying or adding you.

To those that reached out to say thank you... you're welcome!

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