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Jun 15 2026 01:54PM
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Your wife might be ugly
Just sayin'
I request a photo from people who ask me to do a three-way.
If I ghost you, it means your wife is ugly. I have had 1 paid threesome and it was a decade ago. I see the reason most of yall are stepping out and I don't blame you. Unfortunately I have a policy against going down on ugly women.
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Jun 10 2026 12:54PM
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It finally happened to me
You know how there is always inevitable drama between a provider getting an advance and then ghosting the dude on here? And how the chick claimed last time she "fell asleep." And everyone was like, "bullshit you lying ass bitch."
Well last night I had a 9pm prepay the day before for their FBSM after sending me their screening deposit.
I fell asleep and didn't text him instructions on how to get to me until 15 minutes before our appointment! This poor man probably thought I was some POS who got his deposit and his prepayment cashapps and then ghosted him.
He was so understanding, not even slightly upset, and because i gave him my region the day prior had driven to my part of town and was hanging out in a parking lot waiting to hear from me.
If only all people could be so benevolent.
I am finally one of those napping ass hoes who falls asleep and fucks some guy over. Almost! I was so close anyways. 15 minutes to spare & the world's most relaxed client gave me an out.
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Apr 20 2026 09:15PM
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I am ashamed of my own behavior and I apologize to everyone involved.
I am doing alright. I feel badly for the way I treated Hunny four twenty. It was cruel and she can't comprehend why because she's too stupid. It's the same as punishing a dog hours after they have soiled the carpet. They don't even know what they did wrong. They can't understand why you're hurting and scaring them, they just know they're afraid and in pain.
It's important when you have a capacity for empathy (as some people, such as Hunny, are incapable) that you utilize it as deeply and often as possible. A quote that always has and always will resonate with me is "the ability to let which does not matter - truly slide." Whether inferior or not, others deserve your mercy when you are capable. Even if they do not know or comprehend it, it is a gift you give them. And in return, you can live with a clean conscience. So it's also a gift you're giving yourself, even if it's in secret. June.Moon, DahliaLove, Alice, Delilah Rose, Sydney, and pretty _kitty are all examples of truly living this virtue.
By even sharing my knowledge of it and apologizing for breaking a pact with myself I am being self-serving. And for that as well I apologize, as my pride can be my greatest sin.
As this a beautiful intelligent woman among us once said, "This community may forgive - but they will not forget." And I'd expect nothing less. If I ever step out of line I do not expect to be treated with the kindness I have seen displayed to others by anyone named or not in this post or anyone else. What goes around comes around after all.
If you could find it within you to forgive me and leave this behind us, reminding youraelf it is my worst flaw on display, you will have my eternal gratitude.
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Apr 20 2026 03:05AM
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Peptides
I am up in the middle of the night again. Is your house haunted if I wakes you up around the same time every night? Nope, it's just me haunting your halls!
I wanted to share something (I feel) is doing wonders for my skin and has been more effective for me than any kind of botox or laser treatment I have had in the past... not that I am not a fan of both!
First, I am a huge fan of self care and cosmetic procedures. I personally take the approach of small, measured steps to maintain youth/beauty along with natural looking improvements if you feel you want or need them. Personally, I have had a septo-rhinoplasty (broke my nose half dozen times between DV, accidents and intoxicated self harm incidents previously), chin liposuction, buccal fat removal, lipo on my flanks & lower abdomen.
It has been about 1.5-2 years since my last botox regimen, but I recently got a small amount of lip filler, mainly the upper lip to help with fine lines along with a cO2 laser treatment of my entire face but not eyes, in tijuana (i have a great dermatologist, hotel, and favorite independent "stripper" both TS & cisgender (totally legal there) recommendations if you would ever like to go!) I have never had any dermal fillers outside of my lips.
In my heart I am forever young and 28. Other people like my primary care provider might describe me as mid thirties. It's truly a matter of opinion.
Recently I started a peptide branded on the website I purchased it from as 'Glow.' It is a combination of multiple peptides and part of a recent trend known as biohacking. This research chemical, because that's what it is, helps your body stimulate production of its own collagen, which you stop producing with age.
Below is a photo of me without a filter or makeup. I have an issue with picking my skin and face when anxious but am fortunate enough to have light scars and pale skin so it isn't super noticeable. Mainly around my chin. Next to it is a picture of me roughly a decade ago (some may say 6 years ago, my primary care physician might say 13 years ago, it's truly a mystery and something to ponder) at age 22 prior to any skin treatments, or plastic surgeries.
2-3 years ago I was vaping and drinking heavily, along with working 80 hours a week. I have not been easy on my body or skin.
There is real science to back up the claims made here, and the results I see and feel already. I have been using AI to help with dosing, mixing the formula, and injection schedules. If you would like the website I use, they also sell GLP-3 AKA Retatrutide which would be the compounded version of the more advanced version of zepbound/mounjaro, which is the more advanced and less sife effect ridden version of ozempic.
Stay glowing out there ladies. Message me directly with any questions or for the website. And no I am not a clinical medical professional although I was a NON clinical medical professional for many years 
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Apr 1 2026 08:45PM
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Littlemissalice issues
I've got a big fucking problem.
We don't talk nearly enough about how fucking awesome she is.
She built me an AWESOME website that is going to go live soon. Total it costed me $750 (i also spent about 50 bucks on my domain stuff) that includes 4 years of hosting! And a hundred dollar tip. And she put so much effort into every detail. That may have been a homie hookup but whatever.
She is amazing
Cherish her, HX was blessed to have such an awesome person grace it with her presence.
Plus she's hilarious. Check out the text she included on my contact form. Lol I couldn't have asked for more! If you have any need for a website or anything similar she is highly recommended by me. And I'm a picky cunt, so it says a lot.
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Mar 17 2026 05:37PM
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Whitelist inundated- rude and entitled Imo
I was kind enough to whitelist 40+ people for 2 albums yesterday and return someone's points for my albums they'd purchased so they didn't feel bummed out.
I even obliged people who pm me about it day of within the forst few hours.
This morning I had a metric fuck ton of requests in my inbox for the whitelist. I am still trying to run a business so seeing that was frustrating.
Please, yall, realize that there's a person on the other end here and how entitled and rude it can come across to be asked a hundred times to make an exception "just for you."
I appreciate folks wanting my content and I love sharing but again, I was bummed out.
Hopefully you can understand why I'm not replying or adding you.
To those that reached out to say thank you... you're welcome!
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Mar 16 2026 10:33AM
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Whitelist
Anyone want to be whitelisted on an album? I normally donate my points to a club im in that hosts a lot of contests. I'm about to upload more XXX gifs and raise the price to 999. Its now or never! SOMEBODY STOP ME! LOL
Must have 2 provider networks if a level 0.
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Feb 20 2026 03:56PM
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Milking table
I went ahead and just dropped the 1k on a table myself  was sick of waiting on a financier haha
It arrives from the UK to me on Monday! Just cleared customs.
I will be posting photos of myself putting in some work on my partner (aka Mr. Dream dick) to my club and also adding some gifs to my XXX gifs album.
Excited to share this journey with you all!! This has been a fantasy of mine for so long, so excited to finally have my hands on it.
If anyone would like to do prostate massage/milking table doubles please reach out to me! The hedonism is so real.
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Jan 15 2026 05:03AM
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5k FXP/NURU massage/Milking table
This blog is meant to be a catch all for all types of insanity.
First, the first 10 people to respond will get 500 fxp each, I'm feeling generous this morning �
I just want to ask if anyone is a fan of NURU? I'm considering offering it as I have a nuru mat /bed dolly, but its a huge time expenditure. I would realistically need to block off 2-3 hours for cleanup and set up of the massage. Striking a balance on fair pricing seems difficult. PMs with suggestions are appreciated.
Next, I need a milking table. Recommendations on a sturdy one under 1k that is collapsible/travel friendly would be appreciated. I'm also going to put out there. If you would like to sponsor me on this venture. I'd gladly make it worth your while. PM me to see what we can work out.
Finally, I think everyone is suffering from a little SAD. ANY LADIES willing to show some skin with some OC will also receive 500 FXP from me � yay let's brighten up and attack the day ahead.
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Dec 13 2025 05:16AM
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Vegas advice
As a host, where is it most beneficial to stay? On strip? Or off strip to make it more convenient to locals (depending on their region or I recall living there fucking avoiding it like the plague because… it fucking sucks)
I see obviously most are centered on… the strip… are y’all seeing both? Mainly one or the other?
Any other nuances that differ from CA would be appreciated ^.^ xoxo
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Oct 31 2025 05:35PM
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Face fucking
Asking for a friend�
Who here is a fan of face fucking as the recipient?
Preferably thin spinner-ish body type� alternative look appreciated.
Sloppier the better, vomiting choking slobbering gagging etc.
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Oct 23 2025 04:29AM
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Gender neutral FXP contest
Story time from you lovely folks, men women NB what have you this is all inclusive because anyone can fit the bill.
As your local highest-functioning-insane-person I�m just interested in hearing about some of yalls non TOS violating wildness so I feel a little better about the level of crazy I consistently operate at.
I�ll share a normal part of my day last week hanging out at home to set a baseline and get it started.
Places 1-3 in terms of a sheer nonsensical, or bizarre situation, could even be ideals or way of operating in society - 1500 FXP
Places 4 & 5 - same amount of points, this is the participation trophy generation after all
Person who clearly lied to participate - 500 FXP
Miss congeniality - the person who posts something mundane and is sure it�s wild because they�re content watching paint dry OR the person who didn�t read/understand the prompt - 500 FXP
Randomly selecting one person who inevitably complains about something, like the phrase gender neutral or tries to make it about politics/social issues - 500 FXP
Randomly selecting 3 participants just because so no one in the insulting categories listed above knows what they won for - 500 FXP
Any ladies who post a story and a cute OC picture get an extra 250 FXP if a top 5 winner. 150 FXP if just a pic & participation.
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To kick us off;
I was in my shower cleaning when I heard a noise in my house and convinced myself oh fuck it�s that (name of person who is was being very stalkerish) person! I ran out of my house. But only had my phone and the case (which is also my wallet) was missing.
I was horrified to go back inside so I start going on a walk. Keep in mind I live in one of the nicest areas of the entire country. People aren�t getting attacked around here on the street generally speaking and there are people walking everywhere.
As I�m walking my paranoia is increasing and I see a man walking towards me and I�m immediately thinking, �is it him?� And just staring the fuck out of this person. I realize no it isn�t him but am still paranoid they might attack me so I was staring at this guy so fucking hard and long he basically ran to get past me and get away from me,
Then I convince myself the street I�m going down is too desolate (it�s beachfront property damn near it couldn�t be more packed with houses, not desolate at all and tons of people walking)
I turn around and start going down this winding road my partner said a million times not to walk down but people are on it all the time. Well halfway down I realize fuck he was right there are so many blind corners I�m bound to get hit by a car.
I just conmitted to getting to the bottom when I see the guy I stared at so hard again. He looks horrified and runs to stay away from me but I approach him and he looked like a person filled with sheer terror, and I asked him �what fucking side of the street do you walk on?� And he says against traffic so he can see the cars coming�. I point at an upcoming curve and he says �oh not there you�ll get hit by a car.�
At this point I throw my hands up realizing you just have to constantly zig zag down the street and dodge traffic and hope to not die.
As I�m walking i am convinced every person I see is Jeffrey Dahmer, including women over the age of 75 who are actively avoiding me because I look so crazed, until I finally make it to the grocery store and just chill waiting for my partner to pick me up.
We get home and can�t locate my wallet phone case anywhere. No one turned it in anywhere I went and then 3 days later it appears on the hood of my truck. We went through 3 days of security footage and I�m sure we�re going to see some weirdo placing it there. We sure the fuck did see some absolute nut job leave it there! Crazy right?
As it turns out, I left it on top of my truck before taking a walk where I terrorized a man multiple times and talked loudly on the phone inside a snooty store about how I believed everyone there was some sort of predator.
There are hours of footage of me walking right past the wallet to look in my truck for it for days lol.
Anyways the whole situation made me realize I can be the most paranoid person alive and an idiot.
Also the people who I see walking down and up that hill everyday are mentally retarded and have a death wish. Since the day I terrorized that man, who I later aggressively demanded advice from and then never apologized or thanked, I have almost run him over at least a dozen times. I barely even drive.
This dude is out here just facing down cars dozens of times a day and learning absolutely nothing from each close call. Now I�m out here on a public forum calling him a retard so I guess I�m the asshole in the situation but whatever.
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