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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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You need to learn that paper bags do wonders in those times.
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.,"
- some guy with an ugly wife, probably
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Actually no longer married. When i was my wife actually got better looking as she aged, or maybe it was because I got uglier it made her look better. Not sure.
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And here I was thinking that this might be a Jeff Foxworthy bit:
You know your wife is ugly when:
Your dog won't be seen walking with her.......
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Pretty funny blog 🤭🤭
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A totally understandable policy LOL
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Its ok if I'm ugly right? May as well add old and obese. Oh shit never mind I'll just jerk it again.
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"I have had 1 paid threesome and it was a decade ago"
Maybe chicks don't like you all that much either.
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"Maybe chicks don't like you that much either."
A list of my flaws:
Vain
Rude
Lazy
Mean
Narcissistic
I could keep going.
A word not found on that list? Unattractive. I'm objectively attractive by any modern beauty standard you could find to hold me to. One thing you're not going to convince me of is that I'm ugly lmao �
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😂
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Vain+rude+lazy+mean+narcissistic = unattractive
Rude
Lazy
Mean
Narcissistic
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Sorry babe, that math don't mean shit to me. I'm not the one getting salty about having an ugly wife i cheat on. 
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Vain
Rude
Lazy
Mean
Narcissistic
Have you thought of running for office? 
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I'd run on a Republican ticket as a card carrying member of the NRA and win in a heartbeat. Nothing I wouldn't do for a buck.
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I was at a hostess club. This poor gal was squirming and trying to avoid kisses from this extremely ugly man. I really felt bad for that woman. The guy was totally clueless and hideous looking. He was a definite 1 in the looks department.
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A list of my flaws:
Vain
Rude
Lazy
Mean
Narcissistic I'm curious if you would put "Helena is a Dumb Bitch" among your flaws or assets? Asking for someone who should be blog restricted.
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Ways to announce your wife is ugly:
Saying to the group, "My wife is ugly."
Or
Getting extra salty at this blog.
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Randy, it's an asset. Self awareness is a good trait.
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All predicated on a good personality:
Beautiful but earns zero = 2-3 on the scale. Trophy you'll have to support and buy-out.
Comely and earns 6 figures = 7-8 on the scale. Safe bet. Good long term potential.
Anything and earns 7 figures = jackpot.
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lol Randy
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There are nicer, chiller and hotter chicks gents.
Don’t spin your wheels too hard on this.
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It doesn't?hmm how would I explain so even you can understand?
Sorry I can't I don't dumb math.
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Interesting blog
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This isn’t DEI. Just like any provider or client is free to say “I don’t see X,” with X being whatever characteristic you don’t like. Examples could be a stinky set of genitalia, a particular race, or whatever.
Like I said this shit ain’t DEI.
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I for one find it honorable for the gentlemen fighting for the dignity of their hideous wives!
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Ok whats DEI.
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Diversity Equality or Equity and Inclusion
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Thats why its so hard to get everyone to agree to a threesome. All parties must be attracted to each other.
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Jones at the end of The Holy Grail , He chose poorly.
Could be cause she was the only one at the time who would fuck him.
Truth be known, happens to a lot of guys.
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I mean you’re no prize.
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DEI is the horrible outcome of all the race riots stemming from the George Floyd incident during COVID.
While the CONCEPT of DEI is good (nothing with diversity, equity and inclusion)...to mandate the shit and start judging everyone based on race and gender and all that other nonsense...that is madness.
So when it comes to wanting to fuck someone else...look, this shit isn't DEI. You have a right to discriminate. Same as any other choice when spending money or deciding whether you want to be intimate with someone else.
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And whether you find Helena attractive or not...this is irrelevant. Her point is that she has to be attracted to the other person in the threesome. Not an unreasonable ask. Really. But love how some of you idiots love to get sidetracked on peripheral non-issues.
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I would only do a threesome with 2 attractive girls.
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Can I take a moment to thank all the incredible woman able to bone men they are repulsed by! 
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Damn I must be repulsive then since you ghosted/rejected me the third time after seeing me twice.
Third time is apparently not the charm 🤷
Funny blog though, got a chuckle out of me
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