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Aug 26 2025 11:45AM
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Loofah
Seriously I thought I’ve seen all types of hilarious stories on here but guys using the providers loofas? 😂 that’s so funny imo. Like what else do you need? My Olaplex hair mask? 😂
Ofc no reason to get robbed, but I would be soooo mad if someone used my hygiene products.
But now serious question: how does one find out that the loofah has been used?
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Aug 13 2025 06:56PM
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1992 subscribers 🎉
When it hits my birth year, I’m throwing a party, free for all, first come first serve.
I.am.joking.
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Aug 12 2025 10:40AM
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I went to a packed restaurant
no seats, 30 minutes wait.
So I pulled out my phone, held it to my ear, and said loudly:
"Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"
Six couples got up and left.
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Aug 10 2025 05:33AM
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For me being chill is
getting to the airport three hours before take off so l can sit in a restaurant directly across from my gate and be anxious about missing my flight from there.
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Aug 6 2025 07:19PM
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if you have a pool
Text me. I miss you.
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Aug 5 2025 09:30PM
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If you could
have sex with one real person from all of human history
whod be your ultimate lay?
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Aug 3 2025 11:08AM
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Car crash
OMG
Today I was leaving Walgreens, Bad Bunny blasting, sun shining, feeling cute, getting ready to head to Burbank. Everything was perfect.
GUESS WHAT? I crashed my car.
Thankfully, nothing happened to me, my car, or the car in front of me. The guy had stopped at a green light because someone was flying through the red from the other direction. That car slammed into another one, and both were totaled. It was ugly, they had to tow them both.
All I can say is THANK GOD for my little fender bender. If it had happened three seconds earlier… I might not be here telling the story.
I’m still going to Burbank. The show must go on
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Aug 1 2025 12:55PM
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We don't talk enough about
how brooklyn 99 really made an entire episode where rosa and amy were the main storyline being super badass chasing a perp while Jake and terry did wedding planning.
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Jul 29 2025 09:16PM
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I've been here
For a year and still don't quite understand why people flirt on this website...
Is it because you don't have points for mail? Or just for funsies?
I don't get it, please enlighten me your wisdom.
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Jul 29 2025 08:41AM
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Yes a breakup hurts…
but have you ever chased your dog down the street and they think it's a game?
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Jul 25 2025 08:10PM
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what if your debit card
Had a yearly wrap up like Spotify.
"You bought 243 Crunchwrap supremes in 2019"
"You frequented Taco Bell at 2 a.m."
"You spent $753 on coffee this year"
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Jul 25 2025 08:08PM
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Name a better feeling
than waking up in the middle of the night and thinking to yourself "please don't be 6 am" and then when you look at the clock you realize that it's only 2:34 am and you still have like 4 hours to sleep!!!!!
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