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Kelseyforyou
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 29 yrs old
West Hollywood, LA, CA
Registered Jun 1 2024
Released Jun 1 2024

84 blogs/523 comments
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Sep 23 2025 10:17AM
     Good Morning!
nothing important to say, just good morning lol

13 comments

Sep 18 2025 01:44PM
     if i had balls
i would twist them around a bunch of times and then let them unravel really fast

39 comments

Sep 16 2025 05:15PM
     I finally found an apartment!
Now does anybody have suggestions on where to buy a CHEAP refrigerator?


43 comments

Sep 16 2025 04:58PM
     scrubs
due to the increase in gas prices a man hanging from the passenger side of his best friend's ride is no longer a scrub, he is a man making smart financial decisions

12 comments

Sep 12 2025 01:06PM
     Just once
I want the opportunity to dramatically swipe everything off a table to make room for a giant map that l'll use to explain the plan

22 comments

Sep 8 2025 02:26PM
     Tech help
Hey friends!
I’m looking for someone who can help me with tech stuff in order to help me get into an apartment.
I would do it myself but my laptop charger is broken and I can’t seem to find a new one bc my laptop is older than my great great grandpa

7 comments

Aug 28 2025 04:02PM
     Anyone watching the trial?
I swear Cardi B’s trial should be livestreamed on Netflix as a comedy show 😂

10 comments

Aug 27 2025 10:09PM
     cranberry juice
tastes like it doesn't want to be wet and I don't know how to explain that

12 comments

Aug 26 2025 10:26PM
     I had to kick someone out today
And it was not because of a loofah 😂

long story short this level 0 guy (omg do I regret booking level 0’s) booked me for an incall today and showed up with no donation, asking if I accept Venmo or CashApp. I do not. He tried to convince me, especially because I cleared my schedule for 1 hour, but of course I’m no fool and do not play games, so I just told him to leave.
I’m not sure if this is a safety blog matter, but in case it is I can disclose his handle no problems.
#peace

36 comments

Aug 26 2025 11:45AM
     Loofah
Seriously I thought I’ve seen all types of hilarious stories on here but guys using the providers loofas? 😂 that’s so funny imo. Like what else do you need? My Olaplex hair mask? 😂
Ofc no reason to get robbed, but I would be soooo mad if someone used my hygiene products.
But now serious question: how does one find out that the loofah has been used?

37 comments

Aug 13 2025 06:56PM
     1992 subscribers 🎉
When it hits my birth year, I’m throwing a party, free for all, first come first serve.

I.am.joking.

14 comments

Aug 12 2025 10:40AM
     I went to a packed restaurant
no seats, 30 minutes wait.
So I pulled out my phone, held it to my ear, and said loudly:
"Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"
Six couples got up and left.

14 comments

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