| I'm Unique Because... | | I make last minute plans |
![]() | I'd Like to Meet | | my 18 year old self and tell him don’t be a pussy |
![]() | Heroes | | Our founding fathers |
![]() | Favorite Things | | A California burrito and a witty woman with big boobs. (I’m an ass-man) |
![]() | What Makes Me Laugh | | Our government |
![]() | I Have a Dream | | Where I never get tired, sad, or lonely. |
![]() | Useless Daily Update! | | Every gun law is an infringement |
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