| Useless Daily Update! | If I pm you there is a strong percentage chance it is I.
If you receive a text only the chances are it is some other butthead.
Ladies for you
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![]() | I'm Unique Because... | | I can not remember anything. Or have that desire.. |
![]() | Favorite Things | Remembering my location.
Slow women and fast bikes. Or slow bikes and fast women. Sometimes i'm not sure? |
![]() | What Makes Me Laugh | People supporting a party that is brain dead.
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Professor Suggon Deeznutz.
Somebody asking about people in my network.
Please do not waste your time or mine.
People that never match their actions to their words. Never will they have credibility. |
| | I Have a Dream | Enjoy your new found reputations gals.
I will not insult ladies by calling you that.
A man walking along a mountain path to his mother's house heard a rustle at his feet. Looking down, he saw a snake, but before he could react, the snake spoke to him.
"I am about to die," she said. "It's too cold for me up here, and I am freezing. There is no food in these mountains, and I am starving. Please put me under your coat and take me with you."
"No," the man replied. "I know your kind. You are a coral snake and if I pick you up, you will bite me and your bite is a deadly poison."
"No, no," the snake said. "If you help me, you will be my best friend. I will treat you differently."
The young man sat down on a rock for a moment to rest and think things over. He looked at the beautiful markings on the snake and he had to admit she was the most beautiful snake he had ever seen.
Suddenly, he said, "I believe you. I will save you. All living things deserve to be treated with kindness."
He then reached over, put the snake gently under his coat and continued toward his mother's house.
Within a moment, he felt a sharp pain in his side. The snake had bitten him!
"How could you do this to me?" he cried. "You promised that you would not bite me, and I trusted you!"
"You knew what I was when you picked me up," She hissed as she slithered away". |
![]() | Interests | Eating Mexican, Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, or Thai.
Plus having espresso and some ghost peppers..
Two wheels with the Rubberside Down.. |
![]() | I'd Like to Meet | Whoever invented the apple.
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Some generous Women.
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