| I'm Unique Because... | I can make a mean lasagna
And I am fat. Like really fat
But I am not a creep. I swear! But I do want someone to use my face as a chair |
![]() | What Makes Me Laugh | My life lol
And 90s comedies |
![]() | I Have a Dream | | I pray my 2026 is better than my 2025 |
![]() | I'd Like to Meet | | I want to link up with cool women |
![]() ![]() | Interests | Good food
Good liquor
Good women |
![]() | Useless Daily Update! | | Being normal is boring |
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