| I'm Unique Because... | | I say so and I'll prove it in a unique kind of way if asked to. Or maybe I'm not that unique. Ahh well. I'm still a shitload of fun. |
![]() | Favorite Things | -Romance. I am not a ground and pound guy. I like to seduce and excite and create chemistry first and foremost.
-Boobs... I'm a boob man. Sorry girls if I look at them before I look at your eyes.
-Equal opportunity boob lover...big or small, I just like boobs.
-Tech and cars. I read the shit out of blogs and articles about either or both things. |
![]() | I'd Like to Meet | Dan Fante
Trevor Noah (dude has great convos on his pod)
James Baldwin
Christina Hendricks |
![]() ![]() | I Have a Dream | | that involves Sophie Rundle and a jar of honey, but I shouldn't talk about it in public. |
| | What Makes Me Laugh | Dog memes are my favorite medicine.
Also I like to laugh at Grammar. I will point and laugh when it is butchered. I am forgiving with spelling but not grammar, unless the spelling impacts the grammar. |
![]() | Interests | | Things that are interesting. |
![]() | Useless Daily Update! | I'm a mellow type of fellow, so feel free to say hello.
I am always a gentleman. I am not a little boy that calls women "bro" I value the time I spend with each of my dates and always say thank you.
I like humor and sometimes my humor can be crass but it is always in good fun.
I love massages. Giving and receiving. I have taken massage classes in the past so I actually know how to give a proper therapeutic one but of course I like the touch part of them that leads to eventually bodies slipping and sliding together. I like to start with giving a massage even if it means I almost never get one because nobody ever gives a massage post O. I guess I am just generous with touch. |
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