| I'm Unique Because... | | I am brutally honest, drama free, and here for the sole purpose of enjoying the beautiful women of HX |
![]() | Favorite Things | | It is pink, comes in all shapes and sizes, and ideally tastes and smells like a rose 28 days out of the month |
![]() | I Have a Dream | | In my twilight years, become a male pornstar in Japan and literally go out while on top |
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