| I'm Unique Because... | | Early 40s tech nerd 🤓, but not socially inept 😎. I'm an articulate gentleman who tends to palaver loquaciously. |
![]() | Interests | | Fulfilling my role as a noble, erudite hero on a sacred quest to find the world's greatest blowjob. |
![]() | I'd Like to Meet | | Other Chaotic Neutral individuals! Ladies with lovely mouths and curvy posteriors, guys with interesting things to say, and generally people who don't suck. |
![]() | Heroes | | Bowie, Ford Prefect, The Blues Brothers, Valentine Michael Smith, Prince |
![]() | Favorite Things | | Intimacy, the occasional lack of sobriety, and excellent music (I try to keep things simple). |
![]() | What Makes Me Laugh | | Most of the ridiculousness of existence - I find it's important not to take anything too seriously. |
![]() | I Have a Dream | | Inheriting a vast island with an absurdly extravagant mansion from a hitherto unknown wealthy relative. |
![]() | Useless Daily Update! | | %3C something very clever inserted here %3E |
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