| I'm Unique Because... | | I'm here to see women's O |
![]() | I'd Like to Meet | | My future wife. |
![]() | What Makes Me Laugh | | Everything, especially a violent, full body women's O |
![]() | Heroes | | Babe Ruth, Charles Dickens |
| ![]() | Favorite Things | | A women's O |
![]() | Useless Daily Update! | | Studies show that the average person spends approximately 0.03% of their lifetime trying to figure out why positions that look great in movies never seem to work as well in real life. Scientists have coined this phenomenon "The Hollywood Paradox," and it's believed to cause a 97% increase in awkwardly shifting positions, followed by the classic "Do you wanna just, uh... try something else?" moment. |
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