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| | What Makes Me Laugh | HX translation / definitions:
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Centerfold = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Hourglass = fat
Super sized = fat
Pic of face only? = fat
Pic of body under bed sheet? = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Runner = no boobs
Spiner = no boobs
Yoga = no boobs
Brazilian = black
Butterscotch = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cinnamon = black
Creole = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Eritrean = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mahogany = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Mature = old
Good listener = old
Gracious = old
Graceful = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Conservative = old
Original = old
soft skin = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
18 = stay away
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
no age? = same as "28"
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = over the top
Exclusive = very over the top
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Wild = doesn't shower between
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = all trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on something
On fire = active outbreak
Las Vegas = Bellagio ad, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll
Energetic = high on coffee
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = only with professors
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
New = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across bay
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your stuff
snowbunny = white girl with a black daddy
Available 24/7 = my daddy doesn't let me sleep
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my daddy can't type
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my daddy is learning how to type
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry
CMT = good massage, bad service
FBSM = bad massage, good service
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large |
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