Hey there! We just wanted to help you with a short "Getting Started" sort of thing.

If you're a little confused, don't worry, in 5 minutes you'll be on your way! This site is designed to only take a few minutes to learn how to use. But there are LOTS of features and fun things for you to discover along the way!

All you really have to do is look at the verrrrry top of your screen where the menu is.

All you have to do is click around!

• Blogs - Read People's Ramblings, Write Some of Your Own
  
  Got a random thought? Wanna talk about sports? Your favorite television show? That amazing sandwich from the hole-in-the-wall you just discovered?
  
  Or maybe you aren't the attention hound type of person, and prefer to read the gold that drips from other people's fingertips?
  
  
• Clubs - Find People Interested in the Same Boring Stuff As You!
  
  What do you think about when you're sitting on the john for your daily 45 minute meditation period? Business? Politics? Comic books? Sports?
  
  Chances are, there's other people out there evacuating their bowels and thinking about the exact same thing! Find them in the clubs!
  
  
• Flirts - Just a Useless (But Fun!) Word Game
  
  Are you socially awkward? Of course you are.
  
  Words just don't come easily for some of us. Sometimes walking up and saying something to someone is well beyond your means, much less sitting behind your computer and simply typing some words that are engaging, funny, and interesting.
  
  The wonders of modern technology lets a computer take care of the words for you! You just point and click, and you too can sound awesome and tell someone that when you use a lightnight, but not because you are afraid of the dark. It's because the dark is afraid of you.
  
  
• People - Everyone Has a Unique Story
  
  People love to talk about themselves, especially on the Internet where everyone is a brilliant but misunderstood poet trapped in the body of a wealthy fashion model!
  
  Find some lies people wrote about themselves in their profiles!
  
  Then go against the grain and actually be honest about yourself. We promise that'll work better for ya!