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notsofast
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 57 yrs old
OC, CA
Registered Mar 12 2007
Released Mar 20 2008

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Jul 24 2025 09:26AM
     Pour one out for the Hulk...
He gone.

I was more of a Macho Man guy myself

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May 28 2025 07:34AM
     Happy National Hamburger Day!
Current fave is the double smash at Green Cheek Beer Co in Costa Mesa

Live it up, grab a good burger today

1 comment

Nov 15 2024 08:12AM
     Tyson vs Paul tonight on Netflix
I'll be watching, how can you not?

Paul is 30 years younger and big and strong, but....that's Mike Fuckin Tyson over there.

8 rounds, 2 minutes per round, main event will go about 8:15

I say Tyson in 3 or he will be gassed and done.

14 comments

Apr 11 2024 08:03AM
     Pour one out for OJ ---- Dead at 76
Good riddance

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Mar 9 2024 03:43PM
     Ladies, what is your go to Vibe these days
I have been asked to buy a vibrator for a lady, weird I know, but she does not want to use her family Amazon account and would not be caught dead walking into a sex shop. She asked and told me to "pick one out", so I'll stroll in there and get her one (or two), but my Vibe game is very dated, I remember pocket rockets and Hitachi's, I have no clue what the current trends and favorites are. What better place to ask than here?

7 comments

Aug 3 2023 08:48AM
     What are you guys wearing to Taylor Swift tonight?
....or over the weekend?

I'm just doing shorts, matching shoes and hat and a glowing sequined jacket.

Should be an epic show, she just gave out 50 million in bonuses to the traveling circus members that have propelled this tour all summer.

47 comments

May 5 2021 08:27AM
     It's Cinco de Mayo Bitches
Get yourself a taco and a cerveza today y'all



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Jan 8 2021 09:44AM
     Pour One Out For Tommy Lasorda
Just don't ask him about Dave Kingman

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Oct 15 2020 01:16PM
     How much do you guys pay to get your nails done?
I just paid $100 on this:

$42 European Pedi
$28 European Mani
$5 x 2 for buff on fingers and toes
$20 Tip

I don't feel ripped off, it's kind of a booshie place but I got the whole enchilada with the arm & leg massage, scrub and hot paraffin wax and all that. And...they seem to genuinely like me now that business is slower, they did not even shit talk me in ching chong this time so that's cool too.

18 comments

Aug 11 2020 02:16PM
     Pour one out for College Football?
Big 10 and Pac 12 killed fall sports for 2020 over long term Covid worries - not necessarily dying or spreading it around, but heart conditions and unknown variables in recovered athletes. And primarily, liability.

Covid finally hits home...Fuck Covid!

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Jul 15 2020 02:58PM
     Twitter scam happening right now
Interesting scam going on right now in real time on twitter. A bunch of big hitting accounts, Musk, Bezos, Bill Gates, Apple, Biden, Obama, etc are stating:

"I'm giving back to the community.

All Bitcoin sent to the address below will be sent back doubled! If you send $1000, I'll send back $2000. Only doing this for 30 minutes.

Acct xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Enjoy"

That is the variation and it's working....right now, dummies are being duped.

Wonder how these hackers got into these accounts.

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Mar 17 2020 10:28AM
     What are you going to do with that $1000 monthly Trump check?
I think Romney came up with this idea last week but Trump is now trying to push it through, $1000 per month stimulus check to every adult citizen and pushing out income tax payments for 90 days. May have some of that wrong, but that's the basic idea.

What should I do with my Cheeto money since I can't go to Vegas or the Bar? Lookin at you ladies...

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