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Oct 18 2025 10:15AM
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A dick
A dick has a sad life !
His hair is a mess ,
his family is nuts,
his neighbors an asshole
his best friend is a pussy
and his owner beats him
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Oct 11 2025 10:27AM
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Stop masterbating!
Went to c the doc yesterday
He told me I needed to stop masterbating
I was sooo embarrassed
I asked why
He said I'm still taking your blood pressure
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Oct 5 2025 07:14PM
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Woman can do this 134 times
The highest recorded number of orgasms for a woman in one hour is 134, a record documented in a study and widely reported. This record is associated with Expanded Sexual Response (ESR)
I'm happy with getting one !
Who knew?
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Sep 30 2025 02:35PM
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Omg Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban divorce !
Who gives a shit !
Dodgers are in the playoffs today @ 6:08
Games 1 and 2 @ dodger stadium and 3 if necessary
Let's go !
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May 23 2025 01:39PM
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sailing with Phoenix. Amazing story
https://www.statesmanjournal.com/story/news/local/oregon/2025/05/09/sailing-with-phoenix-tracker/83501937007/
I have trouble walking 5 miles a day
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Apr 29 2025 08:27PM
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I'm not taking any chances
After many years of dreaming, saving, and planning, a married couple make a trip to the Holy Land, bringing the wife’s mother along. While they are there, the mother dies. The wife being very distraught, the husband steps forward to make arrangements.
At the U.S. Conciliate he is told, “Transporting the remains back the States is complicated and expensive. I’m afraid the whole process is going to cost about $50,000. However, there is an alternative. We can arrange to have your departed buried right here. As a curtesy to international relations, it can be done at no cost.”
The man thinks this through and says, “We’ll take her back. Let’s get going on the paperwork.”
The representative answered, “I don’t think you understand. We can lay her to rest HERE, in the HOLY LAND, for FREE.”
The man answered, “What I understand is that 2,000 years ago you buried a man here, and three days later he came right back up again. I’m not taking the chance of that happening with my mother-in-law. Let’s get going on the paperwork. I brought my own pen.”
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Feb 8 2025 03:54PM
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Whos getting the better deal ?
billiceck
Is 72.
Hus Gf. 24
Whos getting the better deal ?
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Jan 22 2025 03:05PM
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Women problems start with men
Ever notice how all of women's
problems start with MEN?
MENtal Illness
MENstrual Cramps
MENtal Breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
and...
HISterectomy
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Jan 20 2025 11:15PM
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How long do they last ?
Orgasms can last anywhere from a few seconds to 15-20
seconds for some men – the average for most men is 5-10
seconds.
The chase is longer than the reward!
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Jan 9 2025 04:36PM
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Whats the difference?
Whats the difference between a peeping tom and and a
pick pocket?
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Dec 15 2024 06:38PM
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Drones and orbes
Drones and orbes back east
What are they?
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Sep 19 2024 04:26PM
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Fifty fifty
Shohei Ohtani makes MLB history as first player to join 50-50 club
Aaaamazing!
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