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May 23 2025 01:39PM
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sailing with Phoenix. Amazing story
https://www.statesmanjournal.com/story/news/local/oregon/2025/05/09/sailing-with-phoenix-tracker/83501937007/
I have trouble walking 5 miles a day
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Apr 29 2025 08:27PM
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I'm not taking any chances
After many years of dreaming, saving, and planning, a married couple make a trip to the Holy Land, bringing the wife’s mother along. While they are there, the mother dies. The wife being very distraught, the husband steps forward to make arrangements.
At the U.S. Conciliate he is told, “Transporting the remains back the States is complicated and expensive. I’m afraid the whole process is going to cost about $50,000. However, there is an alternative. We can arrange to have your departed buried right here. As a curtesy to international relations, it can be done at no cost.”
The man thinks this through and says, “We’ll take her back. Let’s get going on the paperwork.”
The representative answered, “I don’t think you understand. We can lay her to rest HERE, in the HOLY LAND, for FREE.”
The man answered, “What I understand is that 2,000 years ago you buried a man here, and three days later he came right back up again. I’m not taking the chance of that happening with my mother-in-law. Let’s get going on the paperwork. I brought my own pen.”
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Feb 8 2025 03:54PM
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Whos getting the better deal ?
billiceck
Is 72.
Hus Gf. 24
Whos getting the better deal ?
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Jan 22 2025 03:05PM
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Women problems start with men
Ever notice how all of women's
problems start with MEN?
MENtal Illness
MENstrual Cramps
MENtal Breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
and...
HISterectomy
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Jan 20 2025 11:15PM
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How long do they last ?
Orgasms can last anywhere from a few seconds to 15-20
seconds for some men – the average for most men is 5-10
seconds.
The chase is longer than the reward!
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Jan 9 2025 04:36PM
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Whats the difference?
Whats the difference between a peeping tom and and a
pick pocket?
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Dec 15 2024 06:38PM
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Drones and orbes
Drones and orbes back east
What are they?
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Sep 19 2024 04:26PM
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Fifty fifty
Shohei Ohtani makes MLB history as first player to join 50-50 club
Aaaamazing!
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Sep 5 2024 11:45AM
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Hands down!
The phrase "hands down" originated in horse racing in the 19th century and refers to a jockey relaxing and dropping their reins when they are so far ahead that victory is assured. The phrase was first used in sporting papers.
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Jun 22 2024 09:33AM
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Dallas Cowboys Trade Dak Prescott to Las Vegas Raiders
in NFL
Analyst's
Bold
Prediction
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Jun 21 2024 08:28AM
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To tall for nba !
Florida recruit, who stands at nearly 8 feet tall , 7ft 9 ,
set to become tallest college basketball player eve
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May 27 2024 11:23AM
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NBA champion, Hall of Famer
NBA champion, Hall of Famer Bill Walton dies at 71
Rip big guy !
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