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Apr 20 2025 05:46AM
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Have a great Easter
Now get off your keister
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Apr 8 2025 11:06AM
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On April 8th, 2025, you can celebrate International Be Kind to Lawyers Day
Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.
Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they're boring.
Q: What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?
A: A jury.
Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Q: What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Apr 1 2025 11:03PM
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Val Kilmer
Val Kilmer, Film Star Who Played Batman and Jim Morrison, Dies at 65
A wide-ranging leading man who earned critical praise, he was known to be charismatic but unpredictable. At one point he dropped out of Hollywood for a decade.
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Mar 28 2025 06:16AM
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7.7 quake
BANGKOK — A 7.7-magnitude earthquake centered in war-ravaged Myanmar reverberated across Southeast Asia on Friday, killing at least three people each in Myanmar and neighboring Thailand and leaving scores of others trapped under a collapsed high-rise in the Thai capital.
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Mar 8 2025 01:49PM
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Oh, boy, pacific daylight savings time is upon us.
Don't forget to cut the top of the blanket off and sew it on the bottom.
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Feb 28 2025 05:35AM
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Ouch
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Feb 13 2025 04:54PM
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I store Lamar's coffee
He's so damn oldHe's trying to remember where he placed it.
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Jan 18 2025 05:31AM
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TikTok will take a powder soon.
TikTok says it will go dark Sunday in US without assurance from Biden
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Jan 9 2025 04:32PM
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Evacuate evacuate now
Oops my mistake
Who is in charge of this shit
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Dec 20 2024 10:48AM
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40 finger salute. Yes all middle fingers
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Dec 5 2024 04:05AM
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Bitcoin
Back in the middle of 2012 an acquaintance of mine was given a hundred and twenty bitcoins.
At that time, they were worth less than twelve dollars each. Possibly seven or eight dollars each.
I wonder at what point they got rid of them.
It wouldn't be too shabby to have over twelve million dollars.
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Nov 26 2024 05:54AM
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No more Cheetos?
Can it be?
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