I need groceries Unfortunately, due to inflation I’ve spent $300 on two bags of groceries. That means Sydney is going to be hangry. This is a public service announcement. Sydney needs protein and carbs.
Please Cash App me at my Cash App.
Gold diggers When a guy says “she’s just a gold digger”. I’m like…
What gold?
Where? Where is it?
In your house? What house?
In your apartment, that you’re renting?
Do you get what I am saying? Like, what gold are you talking about? Do you mean your future potential gold that you imagine someday you’ll have?
I’m confused
Jokes A Navyman and a Marine are in a bathroom. The Navyman is at the sink washing his hands when he notices the Marine passing by the sink to the exit. The Navyman shouts “hey! In bootcamp we were taught to wash our hands after we go to the bathroom.” The Marine replies, “Well in Marine boot camp, they teach us not to piss on our hands.”
