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May 5 2025 01:09AM
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The Truman (CVN 75) needs seatbelts
An F-16 ended up in the water off of the coast of Yemen. It wasn't that a pilot crashed the F-16 into the water. The F-16 was flung into the water.
During an emergency action the Truman had to make a hard left turn to avoid getting hit by a drone flown by the camel-jockeys-cum-drone-pilots of Yemen.
In a case of bad timing sailors were using the elevator to bring the F-16 from the lower deck to the flight deck. The centrifugal force of the turn flung the F-16 into the water. At that moment there was one sailor driving the tow truck and one sailor standing on the F-16. Both sailors managed to dive to safety before the tow truck and F-16 went into the drink.
Does anyone know what it's like to make a hard turn at full speed in an aircraft carrier? A few cans of beans may have ended up on the floor.
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Apr 18 2025 08:08PM
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The Giver by Chappell Roan, no. 5 on Bilboard, is another song about carpet
munching.
Chappell Roan's "The Giver" is at number 29 in this week's Billboard Hot 100. It peaked two weeks ago at number 5.
Here are some lyrics.
So, baby
When you need the job done
You can call me, baby
'Cause you ain't got to tell me
It's just in my nature
So take it like a taker
'Cause, baby, I'm a giver
Ain't no need to hurry
'Cause, baby, I deliver
Ain't no country boy quitter
I get the job done
Really? I get the job done because I ain't no country-boy quitter?
Well, around here I've learned to be a country-boy quitter. If things aren't looking really good after about five minutes, I give up on it.
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Apr 8 2025 11:22PM
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Stop it. Get real. Leah Remini is a cow.
The description says: "Leah Remini, 54, is proving that confidence and self-love are the ultimate beauty secrets!"
No. If you're a Hollywood star, it is not okay to be five feet, three inches tall and weigh 130 pounds. She shouldn't weigh anything over 110 pounds.
Google says this: "While Leah Remini hasn't explicitly used the term 'body positivity' in a public way, her recent social media posts and candid statements about her age and beauty routines suggest an embrace of natural aging and a focus on self-care rather than striving for a specific unattainable ideal."
No, it is not an unattainable ideal to not be a cow.
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Apr 4 2025 04:05PM
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US State Department bans sex for employees stationed in China.
The US State Department has issued a ban on employees stationed in China from having sex or relationships with the locals. They are worried about spies.
Back in 1987 there was an incident at the embassy in Moscow. Typical. All it takes is one marine to ruin it for everybody.
The article says that employees currently dating Chinese citizens must apply to the embassy for an exemption. If their application is rejected, they have to break up with the Chinese citizen.
Maybe we should be afraid of Chinese spies too. Maybe there should be a rule on HX that Chinese spies need to say so in their profile. They need to include this statement: "I am a Chinese spy." While we're at it, we should make the North Koreans do the same thing. "I am a North Korean spy," should be in their profile.
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Mar 28 2025 03:39PM
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"Push 2 Start" is by South Africa's petite version of Halle Berry.
Tyla comes to us from South Africa.
Her song "Push 2 Start" is number 38 in this week's Top 40.
She looks like a petite version of Halle Berry.
This chick is straight fire.
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Mar 21 2025 07:18PM
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"Born Again" is going straight to number 1.
What is that song that's stuck in my head?
Two weeks ago this song was at number 36. Last week this song was at number 28. Make no mistake. This song is going straight to number 1 within the next four weeks.
It sounded to me like something that had been sitting on the shelf for years and then shopped around within the music industry. It turns out that my thoughts were not too far off. It was Raye's song from years ago that had never been released by her label, Polydor. Lisa's label bought the rights from Polydor. Lisa did a fresh version of the song with Raye and Doja Cat.
Who is Raye? Raye is a British singer who was big in the last decade. She is making a comeback.
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Mar 7 2025 07:27PM
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Doechii is too antisocial for mainstream pop.
Doechii's song "Denial is a River" is No. 39 in this week's Top 40 chart.
This song is so whack that you can barely play it on the radio. Half of the song has to be censored.
The following fifth verse is so crazy that it's a wonder how they play it on the radio at all:
I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
I like day-drinkin' and day parties and Hollywood
I like doin' Hollywood shit, snort it, probably would (yeah)
What can I say? The shit works, it feels good
And my self-worth's at an all time low
And just when it couldn't get worse
My ex crashed my place and destroyed all I owned (yeah)
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Feb 21 2025 08:01PM
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dirty cash
is PAWSA's fourth dance tune in the charts this year. "Dirty Cash (Money Talks)" is number 29 in this week's UK Official Chart (BBC Radio 1). The lyrics (pasted below) are a bit esoteric and irrelevant to anyone around here.
I've no excuse, I just want you to use me
Take me and abuse me
I got no taboos, I'll make a trade with you
Do anything you want me to
Money talks, money talks
Dirty cash, I want you, and dirty cash, I need you, oh
Money talks, money talks
Dirty cash I want you
I want your money
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Feb 14 2025 08:45PM
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Becky Hill, Clementine Douglas, and Jazzy are
the reigning queens of electronic dance music vocals.
The way that dance music works these days is that a producer contracts with a vocalist. Someone has to write the lyrics. It is rare for the vocalist to have written the lyrics.
Right now the biggest dance hit around the world is Sonny Fodera's "Somedays" with Jazzy on the vocals and D.O.D. on the mix up. Jazzy is a young mixed-race, brace-faced Dubliner.
Clementine Douglas is the vocalist Sonny Fodera's hits "Tell Me" and "Asking".
Becky Hill is the vocalist on her track "Swim" with MX. Becky Hill is also known for being the vocalist on Sigala's hit "Wish You Well".
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Jan 28 2025 10:03AM
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Splashing the camera
Does FunsizedMella think that she's hot shit because she posts a photo of her ejaculating all over the camera and all over the bed?
There's thirty thousand guys on this site who could post a photo of them ejaculating on that stuff any day of the week.
In fact we could have a challenge. You just name the object, and we'll post photos of us ejaculating on it.
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Jan 23 2025 08:38PM
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Whom are we to blame for this mess? Is it the fault of Barack, Michelle, or Jennifer?
It seems that Barack Obama has been having an affair with Jennifer Aniston for over a year. It seems that the affair has been an open secret in Hollywood and Washington, DC for months. It seems that Barack and Michelle have been living separate lives and are headed for a divorce.
Who is to blame for this mess? Michelle is to blame. It's always the wife's fault. Around here we know that. It's not Barack's fault that Michelle can't keep a man.
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Jan 10 2025 06:12PM
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In exactly five weeks
it will be Valentine's Day.
The race is on. There are only thirty-five days until Valentine's Day.
Do you want to be lonely again?
Actually, there are less than thirty-five days. Do you really want to be looking for your Valentine on February the thirteenth?
Where is that "pick-me" energy? I'm not looking for a pick-me. I'm looking for a pickmecia.
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