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May 18 2022 11:03PM
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Small Hands Isiah Maxwell Quinton James Nathan Bronson
Silvia Saige is a pornstar who is also a stand-up comedian. She has a YouTube channel called Sexy, Funny, Raw. She does a weekly talk show about the porn industry. She just posted this week's video.
Silvia rattled off a list of women's favorite male actors (Nathan Bronson, Quinton James, Isiah Maxwell, and Small Hands). It was interesting to hear her say that Nathan Bronson is an average-sized guy with an average-sized dick that women love to fuck.
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May 13 2022 10:18PM
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Happy birthday, ArabianQueen. Kevin Samuels said
Kevin Samuels said that a man is in trouble if it's like this:
1) She's hot;
2) She's crazy;
3) The sex is hot-crazy;
4) She's a Taurus.
Happy birthday, ArabianQueen.
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Feb 24 2022 11:34PM
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Better get it in by Tuesday (Fat Tuesday).
Heathens give up fornicating for Lent. Lent starts on Wednesday (Ash Wednesday).
That's why they call it Fat Tuesday or Mardi Gras or Carnival. If you're going to give up meat for Lent, then you're going to eat greasy on Fat Tuesday.
Better get it in by Fat Tuesday, because, come Ash Wednesday, the party's over (until Easter Sunday).
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Feb 22 2022 10:59PM
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The Great COVID-19 Boner Shortage
From the International Journal of Impotence Research: COVID-19 contributes to ED.
As the women of HX have noticed over the past two years, boners aren't what they used to be.
I'm sure that boner quality will improve between April and November. The virus, SARS-CoV-2, is less prevalent between April and November than it is between December and March.
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Feb 24 2021 07:08PM
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The devil is already here. The California variant.
We are at a critical moment in the pandemic. We could go either way.
One set of experts thinks that we are done seeing exploding infection rates of COVID-19 and that the vaccinations will bring an end to the pandemic by October.
Another set of experts thinks that we are about to see a new wave of COVID-19 infections in March and that we will be back in lockdown in April.
Meet the California variant, B.1.427/B.1.429. B.1.427/B.1.429 is more transmissible, like the B.1.1.7 variant (UK), and it is more virulent, like the B.1.351 variant (South Africa). B.1.427/B.1.429 is spreading beneath the surface.
My guess is that the second set of experts is correct. Don't get too comfortable with things reopening. We'll be back in lockdown by April. Many more will die. To date Los Angeles County has had 20,000 deaths. We will have another 6,000 deaths by May.
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Nov 19 2020 10:41AM
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3-week lockdown probably coming to LA County
Los Angeles County public health officials issued a warning yesterday that if daily COVID-19 infections reach 4,500 per day, we will go into a three-week lockdown. Yesterday LA County reported 3,944 new infections.
The lockdown would prohibit all but essential workers from leaving their homes. There would be a 10 p.m.-to-6 a.m. curfew. (Essential workers would be exempt from the curfew).
We could easily find ourselves locked down through Christmas and New Year's Day.
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Jun 18 2020 09:15AM
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Ink-loving chicks rejoice
For all of you admirers of the gauche, the ill-conceived, and the poorly-executed, tomorrow is your happy day. Tattoo parlors reopen tomorrow in the counties of Orange, Riverside, and San Bernardino.
Nail salons also reopen tomorrow.
Los Angeles County is special. If Los Angeles County Public Health didn't let bars and movie theaters reopen last Friday, they won't let tattoo parlors and nail salons reopen this Friday.
Oh, and for you chicks getting married this weekend, weddings are allowed because they are categorized as religious cultural events. Wedding receptions, however, remain forbidden statewide.
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Jun 17 2020 03:46PM
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Coronoavirus tastes like chicken
COVID-19 is on the loose again. If you didn't get it the first time, you're gonna get it this time.
It's not that bad. You'll feel crappy for a week or so if you feel anything at all.
Coronavirus tastes like chicken. It feels like a fuzzy neon yellow tennis ball fresh out of the can. It's sticky. It's hard to get rid of. It gets everywhere.
Guys who like to kiss girls can expect to get it every time. So the kissing better be good because those fuzzy tennis balls are going to be kicking my ass for another round.
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Jun 7 2020 07:06AM
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Hollywood Gay Pride protest Sunday June 14 2020 10 am Hollywood and Highland
A week from today, June 14, 2020, starting at 10 a.m. at Hollywood and Highland So Cal's LGBT community will hold its gay pride march. They had canceled it due to COVID-19. But now they are going forward with a protest march.
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Jun 2 2020 06:55PM
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LA County HXers are sad Orange County HXers are happy
All of Los Angeles County is under curfew.
But if you are in Orange County, and you aren't in Anaheim or Garden Grove, you are good.
From the Orange County Register, here are the curfew cities in the counties of Orange, Riverside, and San Bernardino:
Orange County
Anaheim: 9 p.m. to 5:30 a.m. Wednesday
Garden Grove: 6 p.m. until 5 a.m. Thursday
Riverside County
Hemet: 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. until further notice
Moreno Valley: 8 p.m. to 6 a.m. Wednesday
San Bernardino County
Fontana: 6 p.m. to sunrise until further notice
Grand Terrace: 7 p.m. until 5 a.m. until further notice
Highland: 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. until further notice
Loma Linda: 6 p.m. until 5 a.m. until further notice
Montclair: 7 p.m. to 5 a.m. Wednesday
Rialto: 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. until further notice
San Bernardino: 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. until further notice
Upland: 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. until Monday, June 8
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May 20 2020 10:54PM
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If your friends were as slutty as mine
I love to give out boxes of condoms. Sometimes women shrug. Sometimes it's a lifesaver.
So I go to Costco and load up my cart with boxes of Trojans. (I know that they smell nasty, but what are you going to do?) When women look in my cart, their eyes get as big as saucers. I say, “Oh, I wish that I were fucking like that. It's just that my friends are stone cold sluts.”
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May 7 2020 09:20PM
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Hotels have been and continue to be off limits
The governor has "roadmap" for COVID-19:
https://covid19.ca.gov/roadmap/
Here are “stage 2, lower-risk workplaces”, which will be allowed to open on Friday (5/8/20):
Curbside retail, including but not limited to: Bookstores, jewelry stores, toy stores, clothing stores, shoe stores, home and furnishing stores, sporting goods stores, antique stores, music stores, florists. Note: this will be phased in, starting first with curbside pickup and delivery only until further notice.
Supply chains supporting the above businesses, in manufacturing and logistics sectors
Here is what will be allowed to open next week:
Destination retail, including shopping malls and swap meets.
Personal services, limited to: car washes, pet grooming, tanning facilities, and landscape gardening.
Office-based businesses (telework remains strongly encouraged)
Dine-in restaurants (other facility amenities, like bars or gaming areas, are not permitted)
Schools and childcare facilities
Outdoor museums and open gallery spaces
Here is a list of stage 3 workplaces, which will not be allowed to open for at least a month:
Personal services such as nail salons, tattoo parlors, gyms and fitness studios
Hospitality services, such as bars and lounges
Entertainment venues, such as movie theaters, gaming facilities, and pro sports
Indoor museums, kids museums and gallery spaces, zoos, and libraries
Community centers, including public pools, playgrounds, and picnic areas
Religious services and cultural ceremonies
Nightclubs
Concert venues
Festivals
Theme parks
Hotels/lodging for leisure and tourism
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