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Nov 15 2025 01:45PM
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Let George do it!
Dear __________
My name is George. I’m an all-around handyman and I’d like for you to feel free to use my services for any and all chores, errands, or duties that you may be too busy to perform. Anytime there is something that needs doing and you would rather not, just let good old George do it.
I’ll write your congressman for you; I’ll write the newspaper editor; I’ll even join your PTA or serve on the school board in your place; I’ll do anything you are too tired or preoccupied to do.
With me around you can be as lazy as you like. Or, you can just have lots of fun - the more the merrier I always say. My services are available to you for all the tedious, time-consuming things you’d rather not do.
You haven’t time to vote; let George do it. You haven’t time for jury duty; I have.
There is certainly no need for you to concern yourself with attending meetings. You don’t want to accept committee assignments and extra responsibilities anyway. Just let good old George tend to those things.
Now you may ask, why should you leave important jobs like these to someone you’ve never met? Well, that’s a reasonable question so let me put your mind at ease.
I’m no beginner. Maybe I’m not as famous as Putin is, but if it hadn’t been for me, you may never have heard of him. And that goes for Khrushchev, Mussolini, Stalin, and Hitler too. I made those guys.
And those big-time racketeers in the United States; you name ‘em – without me those guys would be nothing.
When I’m the guy who runs all these “big wheels” why do I want to run errands for you? Don’t you see – I get a kick out of electing presidents for school boards, PTA’s, unions, and even countries. All these things you used to do before you took up chasing dollars and golf balls and things.
Don’t feel like you are imposing, I’m glad to be of service. In helping you I am really helping myself. How do you think I was able to take over and run a third of the world already? Just because no body else wanted to bother. They said, “Let George do it!” So, I did.
Now I’m taking over in lots of cities and counties in the United States and I figure it’s just a matter of time until I take over this entire country, and I want to thank you for making this possible. Remember now, if there is ever any way in which I can be of service, just let me know. You can just have fun and don’t worry about a thing, I’ll do your worrying too. I’ll just bill YOU later!
Sincerely,
GEORGE
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Oct 6 2025 05:35PM
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Farewell HX
OK, I guess it is time to explain the facts before unwarranted rumors abound.
As some of you probably already know, I have been having trouble with my right foot and leg for some time now. The fact of the matter is that I have been recently diagnosed with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) and probably have 6 months to 2 years to live. I will probably be confined to a wheelchair by the end of the year.
My incall location in San Diego was a beautiful 2-story home that is just too troublesome now. I have to use a walker just to go to the bathroom and negotiating stairs is not only difficult but dangerous. Surprising enough it did not affect my performance in bed. Those muscles have no problem whatsoever and my prolific orgasms are unchanged - for now - but I suspect that I will start seeing problems there as well in the not too distant future.
So instead of working at a profession that I truly enjoyed (maybe too much) I will be focusing on getting my affairs in order in preparation for my final journey. It is surprising how much shit needs to be addressed and taken care of.
I will remain on the site and continue to monitor the blogs with the occasional comment but I suspect even that will taper off into silence at some point as my ability to use my hands will diminish.
I have really enjoyed all of the people I have met on HX and will carry fond memories for as long as I am capable. It has been one hell of a ride!
I am blessed with two adult sons in Florida (just 10 minutes away) and a large family in Augusta, GA. I anticipate that I will have all the physical and emotional support I could hope for (and it will be extensive).
If I have one wish for this site it is that people learn to debate without nastiness and address differences without acrimony. We all go through life, regardless of how long we have, leaving a trail littered with our thoughts, emotions, morals, beliefs, and actions - why not make it the most positive experience we can, for ourselves and for others. Learn to choose LOVE and KINDNESS over HATE and CRUELTY!
Thank you again for all the kindness that people from this site have shown me. HX is the best!
For those who like to express their continued support (or forgot to tip me) you can make a donation at:
https://gofund.me/c85e8b2a0
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Oct 3 2025 08:48AM
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Free Petite Outfits
I have left California for good but left a lot of very good clothing behind. Some of it was for "working" while some of it was just casual or dressy. I am 5'1", 90 lbs so you can use that as a guide. Some of the "working" outfits are bodycon so they would fit larger as well.
Dress: size 0 (zero)
Shoe: 5
If you are in the San Diego area, even touring, feel free to message me and I will give you the hookup number. Some advance notice may be required to coordinate access.
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May 17 2025 09:10AM
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Reality Show for Immigrants?
Isn't this how "Hunger Games" started?
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Mar 7 2025 05:33PM
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Would you like...
... to see my friend Jackie from Florida visit SoCal for a couple of weeks? We entertain together in Florida and I have been trying to get her to come visit the San Diego and SoCal area. I think she would be well received here and make lots of new friends.
Colombian, very outgoing, lots of fun.
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Feb 4 2025 09:10AM
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Who likes Dirty Talk?
Except for the "c__t" word (an instant buzzkill) I like it all! I can actually feel the excitement growing, both emotionally AND physically, when they call me a slut or a whore! But I have found that even though guys will say they enjoy it, when it comes to showtime they are reluctant. Why is that? Why do they like to talk about it more than actually doing it?
It is all fantasy based stuff anyway so why hold back if the partner is OK with it?
There is absolutely nothing wrong with the guys that are the perfect gentleman, they are greatly appreciated and I respond with an equal amount of respect and kindness, but DAMN, sometimes I just want it primal!
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Jan 24 2025 11:26AM
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Contraception begins at Erection?
Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat, introduced a bill this week that would seemingly ban men from masturbating or engaging in other sexual acts when they have no "intent to fertilize an embryo."
The bill, titled the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act," would make it unlawful for "a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo." It includes exceptions for sperm donation and using contraception to prevent fertilization.
I would have fully expected this from a Republican, but a Democrat?
So, no more masturbating you dirty little creatures! lol
Not in this lifetime I think. Either that or there are going to be a significant amount of criminals roaming the streets! lol
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Jan 21 2025 01:21PM
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Anyone planning a Superbowl Party?
No gathering of guys for a big game is complete without having a cute hostess catering to their needs!
I'll be the "Beer-Babe"
I could be available from 1-hour before the game until 1-hour afterwards.
If it is a typical football pool then someone should win a prize at the end of every quarter with the big winner getting the best prize at the end of the game.
Let's discuss!
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Jan 12 2025 09:34AM
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Anyone going to the X3 Expo?
Look for me and Coralblue at her booth.
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Jan 7 2025 03:33PM
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X3 event in Hollywood 1/17 and 1/18 Who's going?
Anyone planning to attend?
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Dec 31 2024 09:26AM
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Happy New Year!
2024 was good, but I think we can do better!
2025 will undoubtedly be filled with political intrigue and upheaval but, hopefully, the primal side of our lives will be immune to it.
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Dec 17 2024 12:58PM
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A Nation of Haters!
I almost get the whole MAGA thing. It was a big pushback from "business as usual" in government. But with the general celebration of the death of the United Healthcare CEO I think it has gone way too far.
Is that what the future holds for Americans? We are so ENTITLED that we HATE anyone who does not agree with us? Are we no longer capable of civilized debate? Do we consider our vote so worthless that it is more convenient to just resort to violence to get our way?
Will this be our ultimate downfall?
Please, let's address THIS issue and not regurgitate the whole left vs. right, the MAGA movement, or the 2016, 2020, or 2022 elections. But rather, what has happened in our society to make us so hateful?
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