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Jun 13 2018 01:35PM
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Tomorrow
You're always a day away.
4 comments
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Jun 12 2018 09:16PM
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Wake Up Punchy!
I'm awake!
Fuck Trump!
8 comments
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Jun 12 2018 07:05PM
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Fire in Chino Hills
Northbound 71 from 91 is gonna be a bitch.
6 comments
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Jun 8 2018 05:22PM
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Oceans 8
I took my lovely wife out to a nice sushi dinner last night, who I'm so crazy and loyal to  , and we went and saw Oceans 8 afterwards. I thought it was a stupid movie; I prefer the other Oceans trilogy.
21 comments
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Jun 8 2018 08:45AM
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I hate tequila
I can't remember shit after a few shots.
30 comments
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Jun 7 2018 09:54AM
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Versace on the floor
Take it off for me, for me, for me....
2 comments
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Jun 4 2018 06:26AM
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When is TMI, TMI?
This morning, I greeted one of my employees with a "how are ya", and the guy proceeds to tell me he couldn't sleep last night and was so uncomfortable due to his hemmoroids. He went on and on about that shit (not literally) sticking out his asshole and how he couldn't sit....yada yada yada.
The fuck, bro, it was just a simple hello on my part!
21 comments
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May 28 2018 11:22AM
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O Say Can You See
By the dawn's early light...
5 comments
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May 27 2018 07:39AM
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Released: June 23, 2018
???
New members being released: in the future!
3 comments
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May 23 2018 07:24AM
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Rubenesque
According to Gabriel Iglesias, the 6 levels of fatness are:
Big
Healthy
Husky
Fluffy
Damn!
OH, HELL NO!!!!!
Which level does "Rubenesque" fall into?
14 comments
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May 16 2018 06:53PM
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Fuck Google!
I'm hungry! What's a good place around this big ass county? All you bitches give me some advice.
5 comments
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May 3 2018 10:02AM
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Cheeseburger
Double cheeseburger, large onion rings, and a large Coke. Plus some ranch for my onion rings.
8 comments
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