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HawaiianPunch
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 55 yrs old
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Registered Sep 1 2007
Released Mar 20 2008

581 blogs/4575 comments
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Apr 20 2026 02:07PM
     expired margarine that got placed on a gourmet shelf
That cracked me up!

9 comments

Apr 7 2026 02:47PM
     Tobita Shinchi
Just came back from Osaka and walked down a street in Tobita Shinchi with my wife (I know, huh?) We were in a tour group, 3 couples and a single dude from the Bay Area. Fascinating concept, I must say. And a lot of those girls really look great.

Needless to say, the single dude from the Bay Area disappeared from our group after we went to a different area.

7 comments

Oct 18 2025 07:06AM
     When I speak truth and fact, my wife
Calls me a racist.

22 comments

Oct 10 2025 04:09PM
     How’s business?
Seriously, how’s business? As a business owner, it’s been a tough year so far for me.

20 comments

Apr 16 2024 11:59PM
     I’ve been happily married
For 30 years.

Life is grand!

32 comments

Apr 15 2024 01:02PM
     Inflation
Everything is so expensive nowadays.

Anyone still has rent is due specials?

8 comments

Jun 28 2020 11:42AM
     I'm Still Here
FML!

5 comments

Jan 30 2020 10:11AM
     This morning, I asked my wife
for a blow job.

She hands me a box of Kleenex.

FML

34 comments

Jul 28 2019 02:17PM
     Fake Money 2
Now that we know that there was no PM received by the OP, I sincerely hope this is another warning to everyone to get a PM before doing anything else.
Attached Links
https://www.humaniplex.com/blogs/637139/

22 comments

Apr 10 2019 01:03PM
     The Fountain Of Youth
BeverlyHillsMilf has found the Fountain of Youth

Every new profile, she keeps getting younger and younger.


8 comments

Aug 30 2018 11:06PM
     HX'ers that God should not save
To Hell with these fuckers!

13 comments

Jun 13 2018 03:21PM
     Yesterday
All my troubles seem so far away...

5 comments

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