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Jan 14 2026 06:52AM
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It has to be said
That the entry point to Neptunes Lagoon is nothing short of an act of hazing.
I cannot be convinced otherwise.
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Jan 4 2026 05:41AM
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How does one keep a nice ass
I am working with a little gift back there but as I reach the ripe age of 45 soon I am wondering what one does to keep that plump little peach plump for the years to come...
I know I can't just eat my way to a little extra fat and bounce, or I can but the right fat maybe?
And then does it entail weight training? I can't imagine running is the answer. 100 squats a day? haha
What does one do to naturally keep a nice ass?
Any advice from any gym people in the audience would be so appreciated, trying to keep my money maker making money well into my late 40s. lol
Thanks in advance 
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Dec 17 2025 06:47AM
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I had no idea Raccoons were so spicy
In my backyard, I built a pond out a of a 9ft deep dilapidated pool. I put a few 89 cent feeders in there and when I tell you those babies look like koi fish now. I had no clue unassuming gold fish could get so big and beautiful but boy do they attract wildlife.
Mostly raccoons. I have a raccoon mama who loves her nightly dip. She eats my ponds plants occasionally, goes for my snails most often, and covets my fish but because of my depth I do not think she is that successful. Plus I have a divider in my pool made of a pool noodle she hates so much and she loves to destroy.
Recently she was too loud so I went to my window in the dead of the 3 am night and yelled at her to stop destroying things.
Well I fuked up I did :/
Not only did she give me a super dirty look for scaring her....
She stole my glove, right in front of me btw.
Has ruined whole plants, and digs random things. She is a menace, and for the sake of being one.
Then recently I watched something from a raccoon biologist who said that raccoons will never be domesticated like cats and dogs because they are too vengeful. They are highly intelligent, remember faces, and will exact revenge.
Gulp.
Um okay and now I am beefing with one outside lol.
Help. Waving a white flag over here.
How do I make friends with her again. I never knew raccoons were that bitchy and cunning.
I was planning to make friends with the crows cause I heard about their rep but now I know this and there is no advice out there on how to make offerings to the raccoon gods for favor. lol.
Anyhow just thought I would share for anyone who feels like humans are the top of the food chain. We are not. lolololol
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Dec 7 2025 10:06AM
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How has your view on love changed over the years...
How has your view on love changed over the years...
As for me, I feel like my perspective of love for others, has changed profoundly. So has my self love space, but in wildly opposite directions.
For others...it's not that I have less love, I think I am just more realistic and discretionary when it comes to who I love these days outside of myself. I am less whimsical about romantic love (even tho I miss this girl) and I found out what unconditional love was when I became a mom but even still I also realized a part of selfless love meant the responsibility of boundaries and sacrifice and where I would eventually need to love myself enough to break off a bit and regenerate again solo.
For self love...I have always loved myself, but I have come leaps and bounds in the self love dept. since my childhood overall I would say. For not only did I learn to stop seeking others approval in order to honor my own authenticity fully, but I also learned to love my quirk, my difference, my grit, and most of all myself. Pretty much enough to keep myself alive through some dark turns (usually love inspired) and that was pretty bad ass of me. lol
So love has kinda gone________________>
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 both ways. LOL.
Ok. Now how about you?
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Nov 24 2025 11:37AM
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Hey everyone stay safe...
As people travel for the holidays...I wish you safe and happy travels!
And for all those who struggle through or due to the holidays....BIG HUGS. (I feel ya)
A few tips and tricks to get you through:
1. It is a fantastic time to practice SELF LOVE. Want that fun coffee or special treat? Buy it, enjoy it. Want to lay in bed all day and watch movies, do it that sounds fun. Whatever makes you happy, do it, you deserve to be happy.
2. Super nice time to be, well, super nice lol....and feel how it feels to be able to help someone else out. Those endorphins seems to hit different. And on the holidays, added bonus of knowing you are helping in a time when others are just truly struggling.
3. Warm things matter! Stay as warm as possible, soups, warm drinks, warm comfy blankets socks or beds....it's cold. And hard. That is a combo for comfort objects for sure.
4. If nothing else just know you are human and allowed to be you...your feelings are valid no matter where they are at, and this too shall pass! So hang in there
We are only 38 days away from the chaos!!!
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Nov 19 2025 06:26PM
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Random Question but:
Do you think people in the past had it easier or harder than we do now?
Just curious to know your thoughts.
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Nov 15 2025 02:57PM
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Weird Patterns 4 Me
Patterns are as complex to understand as they are cool!
I have taken notice of some of the trends and patterns of my life. Here are a few highlights that I can think of off the top of my head:
1. Always pick the wrong line, especially at the grocery store. If there is a long line-pick a line situation to be had... I will inevitably, PAINFULLY, pick the one that will take the longest. It gives me anxiety to even have to pick anymore haha.
2. Always have a toxic boss: this is higlighted by my last post. I don't have this in love partners thankfully but def do with bosses. Not every boss I am 44 I have had a ton of jobs. But A LOT of them have been wildly toxic. Too many for it to not be part of a bad pattern at this pt.
3. Every man in my life, once they leave me, they always find the woman they are with for the rest of their lives. This tracks back as far as to my father, runs through my high school sweetheart and even to my ex husband (yay love this one...just a regular ol' matchmaker over here...super fun)
4. Very niche: if I watch any kind of a pimple popping video, I will get a very big pimple right after. And I don't even get acne that often that is why this one is super weird. They used to be a guilty pleasure watch for me now I can't scroll past it fast enough.
5. I always live in quirky, nature related, fascinating...haunted houses. Which is even more complicated when you add the fact I have (or was) homeless a lot the first ten years of life. Universe took me from the streets and put me in the poltergeist but you know what, I am not afraid of the dark anymore lol. It's a win I will take it.
6. My exes (including ex besties) always come back no matter what even if it is to just be friends (I actually genuinely love this one
7. I always get parking spots. I don't even worry about parking anymore, ever. I can parallel with a half an inch of space and even still rarely need it cause the Gods part the sea, the sky, and the crowds...for my car. That one I love a lot too. Who wouldn't. LOL.
Curious, does anyone else notice any patterns or themes that run throughout their life?
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Oct 31 2025 10:09AM
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Well I had a pretty decent part time job then
on Wed, cause I would not do something illegal for her, she fired me.
Well after she literally screamed at me that I was ineffective for being "too afraid of the world" and taunted and made fun of me for it...then she fired me.
Being an unemployed single MILF right before the holidays in a time and place where food stamps are not even a thing anymore...was not of my bingo card.
Consequently I am not sure I will work for a doctor again anytime soon. That ego dynamic is not for me...nor the faint of heart IMO 
The positive side:
1. Thank GOD I found this community not too long ago. It has helped me not to lose my shit over this horrible unexpected event this week. I am seriously hoping I will be ok, I need to for my girls.
2. And now I have more time to play. I had to say no a lot before cause of my office job and having to be there...well that is not an issue anymore. LOL.
3. also: HAPPY HALLOWEEN I POSTED MY OUTFIT (PINK OUTFIT) TO MY PROFILE... THIS YEAR I AM GOING AS CANDY AND CAKE
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Oct 15 2025 06:44AM
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So how can you tell which
Ladies lay with the ladies on here. And not just for the bag. But because they like it. If you know what I mean...
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Oct 8 2025 08:20PM
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How do you...
...define success in life?
(I am not going to answer right away I would like to hear from you first lol)
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Oct 7 2025 12:47PM
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If you could have one unlimited super power what would it be...
GOD I went back and forth on this so much cause all the super powers would be cool to possess but honestly I am going to go with my inner child and say FLIGHT.... ... .
IF I could fly, you all would never see me on the ground lol. Goodness I would fly everywhere. Just the birds and I in the sky. LOL. To the top of building, across big bodies of water, down cliff sides. If I could fly there would be few places I would not go. The body would be just as wild and free as my soul feels. All day long haha.
What super power would you over indulge in if you could? I am curious.
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Oct 1 2025 02:43PM
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If you could say 3 important things to your younger self...what would it be:
I'll go first:
1. Invest in not only financial education but a diverse portfolio as early as possible.
2. Do NOT take people or things for granted!
3. Learn how to grow a garden and partake in regular consumption of herbs for your health in combo with a sustainable program for calming your vagus nerve.
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