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HelenaUlinova
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Struggling to get enough towels for your room?
Sep 10 2026 02:38PM more by HelenaUlinova
Tags: Bay Area, Random (All tags)

You're likely booking 2 queens, so put on your reservation that you have 4 people. And request extra towels.

When you get there, there's a 97% chance they didn't notice this or give a fuck

So what you do is take the elevator to every single floor (or the stairs, you fit cute lil thing you) to each floor. There you will find 2 or 3 maid carts spread out among them. Snag 2-3 towels from each one of those SOB. Return to your room after each one to drop them so you don'tlook like a nut getting more if you get caught.

If the maid is there just ask her for them, she'll just think you were a person who wasn't wanting their room cleaned but wants fresh towels. If you're feeling cheeky & generous tell her she's pretty and tip her $5-10, believe it or not- her job is harder than yours. Think of the same amount of bodily fluids for between 1/4-1/10 the salary.

If you're staying at a smol boutique place this trick doesn't work as well. Walmart has towels for $3.94. I stayed in a boutique place in SF and intended to pack 5 of those + a mesh laundry bag and just use the nearby laundromat. I forgot the fucking towels so it costed me $20 for a beautiful latinas conpliance/silence in a towel for hire scheme I had going.

I did well enough there I was able to leave $100 for the maids! So there's another protip for you. Definitely check out the bay area if you can. There's $59 flights to SF on southwest (from SD, probably from lax too) and they allow a free carryon, cancelation with a 6 mo credit minimum.

Happy hunting yall �
      
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ArabianQueen
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Sep 10 2026 06:45PM     link to this

Or get a Hilton or Marriott membership and call to get towels unlimited ~or Walmart has them 5$ for a 20 pack 😅
loucfirr1
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Sep 10 2026 07:30PM     link to this

When you check out are there 50 towels on the floor?
RobBlakeFan
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Sep 10 2026 07:31PM     link to this

If she had a good night!
HelenaUlinova
El Segundo, Coastal, LA, CA
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Sep 10 2026 08:17PM     link to this

I'm platinum @ marriott and towels are still an issue lmao it looks ridiculous asking for 15 extra towels at check in.

& yes there are about 30 towels in my closet so my friends aren't all reminded of how many other friends i have when I leave

That's why i tip my maid �
RobBlakeFan
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Sep 10 2026 08:19PM     link to this

30 dicks in a day. Impressive.
HelenaUlinova
El Segundo, Coastal, LA, CA
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Sep 10 2026 08:21PM     link to this

One day!? More like 2 or 3 jfc

I can only fit 3 at a time after all

There aren't enough hours in a day to do 30

That math ain't mathing
littlemissalice
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Sep 11 2026 07:40AM     link to this

dont sell yourself short im sure you could fit one more

lol i bring my own washcloths and one or two big towels

Parsec77
LA, CA
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Sep 11 2026 07:50AM     link to this

I commend you ladies. Stuff us dudes don’t think about. Heroes in stilettos.
Peckr
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Sep 11 2026 09:07AM     link to this

Double penetration is hawt!
big1234
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Sep 11 2026 10:53AM     link to this

Bonnie Blue hits those numbers easily in an hour
goodhuman
Temecula, Inland Empire, CA
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Sep 11 2026 11:00AM     link to this

I appreciate this thread because nobody wants to use a wet towel that wasn't made wet by them.

It takes too long to air dry, but I don't mind prancing around the room in my nakedness.
SkurferGurl
Inland Empire, CA
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Sep 11 2026 11:51AM     link to this

Yeah one of the many things I dislike about hotels.

Thanks tho, I plan on renting my playroom soon and I need to stalk up on new towels this year.
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