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HelenaUlinova
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Struggling to get enough towels for your room?
Sep 10 2026 02:38PM more by HelenaUlinova
Tags: Bay Area, Random (All tags)

You're likely booking 2 queens, so put on your reservation that you have 4 people. And request extra towels.

When you get there, there's a 97% chance they didn't notice this or give a fuck

So what you do is take the elevator to every single floor (or the stairs, you fit cute lil thing you) to each floor. There you will find 2 or 3 maid carts spread out among them. Snag 2-3 towels from each one of those SOB. Return to your room after each one to drop them so you don'tlook like a nut getting more if you get caught.

If the maid is there just ask her for them, she'll just think you were a person who wasn't wanting their room cleaned but wants fresh towels. If you're feeling cheeky & generous tell her she's pretty and tip her $5-10, believe it or not- her job is harder than yours. Think of the same amount of bodily fluids for between 1/4-1/10 the salary.

If you're staying at a smol boutique place this trick doesn't work as well. Walmart has towels for $3.94. I stayed in a boutique place in SF and intended to pack 5 of those + a mesh laundry bag and just use the nearby laundromat. I forgot the fucking towels so it costed me $20 for a beautiful latinas conpliance/silence in a towel for hire scheme I had going.

I did well enough there I was able to leave $100 for the maids! So there's another protip for you. Definitely check out the bay area if you can. There's $59 flights to SF on southwest (from SD, probably from lax too) and they allow a free carryon, cancelation with a 6 mo credit minimum.

Happy hunting yall �
      
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ArabianQueen
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Sep 10 2026 06:45PM     link to this

Or get a Hilton or Marriott membership and call to get towels unlimited ~or Walmart has them 5$ for a 20 pack 😅
loucfirr1
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Sep 10 2026 07:30PM     link to this

When you check out are there 50 towels on the floor?
RobBlakeFan
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Sep 10 2026 07:31PM     link to this

If she had a good night!
HelenaUlinova
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Sep 10 2026 08:17PM     link to this

I'm platinum @ marriott and towels are still an issue lmao it looks ridiculous asking for 15 extra towels at check in.

& yes there are about 30 towels in my closet so my friends aren't all reminded of how many other friends i have when I leave

That's why i tip my maid �
RobBlakeFan
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Sep 10 2026 08:19PM     link to this

30 dicks in a day. Impressive.
HelenaUlinova
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Sep 10 2026 08:21PM     link to this

One day!? More like 2 or 3 jfc

I can only fit 3 at a time after all

There aren't enough hours in a day to do 30

That math ain't mathing
MissAliceOfficial
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Sep 11 2026 07:40AM     link to this

dont sell yourself short im sure you could fit one more

lol i bring my own washcloths and one or two big towels

Parsec77
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Sep 11 2026 07:50AM     link to this

I commend you ladies. Stuff us dudes don’t think about. Heroes in stilettos.
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Sep 11 2026 09:07AM     link to this

Double penetration is hawt!
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Sep 11 2026 10:53AM     link to this

Bonnie Blue hits those numbers easily in an hour
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Sep 11 2026 11:00AM     link to this

I appreciate this thread because nobody wants to use a wet towel that wasn't made wet by them.

It takes too long to air dry, but I don't mind prancing around the room in my nakedness.
SkurferGurl
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Sep 11 2026 11:51AM     link to this

Yeah one of the many things I dislike about hotels.

Thanks tho, I plan on renting my playroom soon and I need to stalk up on new towels this year.
Happy_Spector
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Sep 13 2026 07:43AM     link to this

Like mention earlier, just the housekeeper for extra big towels , the housekeeping department normally has tons of those to give out . The washcloth and hand towel they will not have enough of those . Tip a housekeeper a few bucks . They normally don’t care . Also fyi don’t flush the rubbers on the toilet. I seen expert females just tell clients to throw in the trash and when you leave the room throw the bag of used rubbers and other play materials on the out side trash big trash . Being discreet matters . I used to work as front desk agent and hotels know which ones are being used for this . As long as you don’t get out of control with attention.
kyleking
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Sep 13 2026 11:23AM     link to this

You can also tell them you are a stylist intown doing hair for a wedding and you need enough towel for the wedding party. I also borrow from the pool.
SinFul_Curves
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Sep 13 2026 12:28PM     link to this

I just bring my own. That way I don't have to call and ask them for more towels. I will still leave the maid a tip when I leave. When I'm unable to bring my own it really sucks that's for sure.
DahliaLove
Long Beach, LA, CA
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Sep 13 2026 02:59PM     link to this

I just ask for extra full sets of towels.

and if there is a pool available, you can grab some from there.

its wild.
DizzyDame
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Sep 13 2026 03:17PM     link to this

30 a day. 3 rolls of paper towels. Go to sleep wake up do it again.
DahliaLove
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Sep 13 2026 07:12PM     link to this

ugggh! 30 a day.

I wouldn't even want to see 30 a month.


You all have super powers.
Himes_Soul
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Sep 28 2026 12:55PM     link to this

WW, you should sell your used towels.
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