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What if it had a hundy?
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What about the loofah?
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If you make me a shower curtain made of hundies. I would do the polite thing and graciously accept the gift. As far as loofahs, I have one in my shower so visitors can use it, I don’t use it myself. I’m very thoughtful that way.
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omg i hate when the shower curtain touches me too. I don't care how clean it is, dont touch me!!
And also where does the wind comes from to blow it open or blow it on me?
No fan is on, no air is on, no windows are open, and yet there is a gust of wind to make me cold and make the curtain touch me
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Jazzy!!!!! ❤️🌹
I adore you.
Always have.
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The shower curtain was giving you a live demonstration of the Bernoulli Principal
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Dude so i said this exact same thing last week
I even bought shower curtain weights and they still dont work. They just clunk around in the shower making so much damn noise lol
This morning the shower curtain touched my leg and i was about ready to just cut it off. Like omg UGGHHHHH
Lol
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And by cut it off i meant my leg 😭
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 Sydney with your gorgeous self
I hate the weights too, the magnetic ones jus cling to each other
i would say i prefer shower doors, but some of these hotels with shower doors dont even stay closed. They slowly creep open and water is everywhere
Now a tub with shower doors, work great its high up and shit is aligned
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June! You crack me up with the cut it comment!!
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I think what my esteemed colleague zoom zoom is saying, is just like us, they want to be, close to you!!
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Now you sound like Karen Carpenter, Lou.
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Zoom zomm gets me! 
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Lou might be still crazy after all these years.
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Lou is my spirit perv.
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I can understand why! In a world full of doughnuts, he’s a bagel. 🥯
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Syd gets me too!
Anytime she wants!
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Lou, you’re my sexy, sly little fox 🦊
You just haven’t figured it out yet, but I write love poems to you in my Diary every single night.
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Shhhh about the bagel. Fubar lurks in here. Lou will be disavowed if Fubar think's hes Jewish.
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Air pressure, temperature changes with flimsy material is an issue. Without getting a curved curtain rod or total bathroom remodel, with glass enclosed shower.
The shower curtain rod position can play a role if you're gonna get touched or not. At least 6 inches from the outside of the tub and raised to the height of the curtain only having 3 inches over lapped.
Again were talking about not wanting to be touched, 6 inches, and a rod. Speaking of that, June with water falling all over herself whoa. That's a fantasy.
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Got it! I need a 6 inch rod. Great advice!
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Also I’d love to see June standing naked under a waterfall in a rainforest.
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Who wouldn't?
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Maybe she or at least someone in the world will let you touch them the way they tolerate being touched by their shower curtain.
Who knows? Stranger things have happened.
I’m cheering for you!
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I would like to be June or Sydney’s shower curtain….
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If you were my shower curtain I’d ignore the towel and dry and wrap you around myself to dry off. Then I would find that I’m still wet. I say this unironically.
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During the 90's, I worked at a comedy club as a sound tech (which is funny, because it's ONE microphone.) So I can honestly tell you, this is a good bit. Sydney, you're hilarious.
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 Roman size tub with glass doors, never been attacked.
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Glass doors here too. I just ditched the shower curtain 2 months ago and I don’t miss it.
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So I don’t get to be your shower curtain after all…..
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You a bath matt!
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Why would you be the shower curtain when we can be in a jacuzzi?
I don’t take shower curtains to my jacuzzi. That would be weird.
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Holy hell I was taking a shower this evening and while washing by face and body I felt the shower liner getting closer to me from the steam. All I could think of was this blog.
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life's good when mine is a door
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When I have to close my eyes and to wash my face my mind becomes highly alert because movies have me convince that an intruder is most likely to attack during that exact 30 seconds of time.
I rush do the time of threat becomes 33% less likely time wise. Yes. It may seems crazy but it clearly seems to work as I’ve never experienced being attacked by anything while closing my eyes to wash my face.
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After we get out of the jacuzzi, I will keep watch while you close your eyes to wash your face. Then you can take your time and not fear for your life.
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Omg i just cringed after proofreading my post after I hit the add comment button.
I’m so ashamed of my typos.
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Sydney, don't you know we give automatic passes for proofreading mistakes for sexy ladies.
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You are so awesome! Can I please book some time with you ASAP!
I just love how you make me feel during validated!
You’re different than anyone I’ve ever experienced in my whole life.
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I presume this is your inner non adult coming out to play with other people's inner non adult.....So, I promise not to kill your fun.....
"I don’t think he’s serious. I think he’s initiating a game of play pretend and has chosen the role of the bad guy.
I want to play that game. My inner non adult loves to come out and play games with other people inner non adults.
Don’t kill my fun y’all. Please. At least not immediately."
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I love fancy rats because they’re intelligent and make wonderful pets.
The other rats are inbred and are used as feeder rats for pet reptiles and such.
I once played a rat when I worked at a pizza joint that featured a rat as its main character.
I think all rats matter.
Both fancy rats and feeder rats have really short life spans and are perfect for those who value connections without commitments.
I would really love if you would cite your source if you’re quoting an author so others can view the original text within the context it was surrounded by and confirm that the quote is correct.
“I use my tears as a lubricant while masterbating to the smell of my own profound loneliness”. -Jazz
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Curtain? Get a large walk in shower. Dilemma removed.
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Why a large one? Are you saying I’m fat?
Do my jeans make my ass look fat or is it my fat that makes my jeans look small.
I feel so confused.
I need to go touch some grass.
BRB
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