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I was in bed with my woman last night, and she squirted!
Last time I give her Taco Bell!
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The wife is only worth $20?
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Whats his wifes contact info?
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psa: she's a rob
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Was she better on the job or at home?!
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A woman see a great looking guy at a bar and gets up the courage to approach him with what she
thought was a winning Line, "Excuse me, But could you help me with my Itchypussy?" and the guy
says, "I'm Sorry but i don't Know a goddamn thing about those Foreign Cars"...
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He dodged a bullet, nobody wants itchycock!
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Three women end up in paradise,
A servant welcomes them and warns them not to step on the ducks
Impossible! Exclaims on of the three, the ground is covered with them.
Before long, she steps on one and the servant chains her to the ugliest man anyone has ever seen as punishment.
The other two are careful, until the second woman gets the same punishment.
The third manages to drag her feet and avoids the severe punishment, but one day the servant comes and chains the most handsome man anyone has ever seen to her.
The woman, happy, but indignant asks the man if he knows what happened. the man replies, i do not know about you, but I stepped on one of those damned ducks.
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OMG I just choked on my Orange Fanta!! Iām dead! šµ š¤£
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Good one lol
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After a night out drinking, a man wakes up to see a woman sleeping next to him. Still half asleep, and out of habit, he hands her a $100 dollar bill, she then turns over and gave him $80 change. Shocked, he opened his eyes only to realize it was his wife :{
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Lmao oops!
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A young man sees his friend standing on a hill moaning and groaning while his dick is sticking through a small hole in a barrel. He asks his friend what are you doing. The friend pulls out his dick and says go ahead stick yours in there. And he does and it was fantastic. The young man says DAMN I'm going to do this every day. His friend said well not on Wednesdays. The young man says Why Not? His friend says because Wednesdays is your turn in the barrel. (one of the first "dirty" jokes I heard as a young teen)
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