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A true story. I know this because I was there.
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I heard you were the guy licking his fingers after urinating. 😜
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I usually end with,"yeah well my dick's clean and my Mom taught me Not to Pee on my hands"
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You heard wrong
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A con man, a pedophile, and a convicted felon walk into a bar. Bartender says “Here by yourself today, Mr President?”
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Joe Biden?^
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^ says the pedophile supporting, Trump ass-licking, asswipe. Wrong again Big Mac breath.
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^Libtard
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cute joke... spit my coffee out a bit
then we get to the libby shit 
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I'm sure you mean fatboy_1990. ^
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Sydney, That Joke is older than you are! According to your profile.
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First used in 1775 at Toung Tavern in Philadelphia.
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one collapses...
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "I think my friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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funny 
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A cowboy rode into an unfamiliar town late one night, tied his horse to the post and went into the saloon for a beer.
There were some known pranksters in this town, and when the cowboy finished his beer and went outside to head out, his horse was missing!
Pretty riled up the cowboy swung open the saloon doors, pulled out his pistol and shot it into the ceiling!
"I'm going to have one more beer, and if my horse isn't back on the post when I finish, I'm going to do what I did in Texas! And I sure as hell don't want to have to do what I did in Texas!"
The crowd was deathly quiet as they watched him slowly drink his beer. He finished his beer, and headed outside, and low and behold, his horse was back where it had been!
He saddled up and as he was getting ready to ride out, the bartender came out and asked, "Hey mister, what did you do in Texas?"
"I walked home."
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Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One of the older ladies immediately had a stroke.
The other couldn't quite reach.
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Shadows - You might just be more fun than bubble wrap.
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