I've been a girl friend before.. I've been an ex before. I don't do either often tho. I don't think I'll do either ever again. If anything I'll try the wife thing once.. but not until I'm like 60 so yeah....17 years to go being a good ol swf
Ex-girlfriend experience, hahahahaha omg I can picture it now. She refuses to suck your dick, leaves with your favorite hoodie and tells everyone you have a small dick.
I absolutely could provide this service if that’s your thing. Jusssayin.
@Devin_Peridot: That sounds absolutely awful (and hilarious) but I bet there are people out there that would pay for that. Hell may as well make it a three-some. SinFul_Curves can play the role of the Ex-girlfriend's best friend to add fire to every action and insult. This could be big money.
On second thought this might give a lot of dudes PTSD.
