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To me there are two types of guys at strip clubs.
1. The guy who is normal and goes with his friends and it's a place to drink and see naked girls and get lapdances. Usually it's just male bonding and a place to hang out and maybe get some play but the goal isn't necessarily to get laid. It's something you do on a night out and it's not the main event.
2. The guy who goes by himself and is trying to get some action and attention.
That's my take...it isn't totally binary in outcome, as there are shades in between, but there definitely are these two types.
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^^^ So, you're saying a guy who goes by himself is not normal?
I've gone by myself many times and "got" action everytime!
Guess I'm not normal than.
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Yeaaaaa I thought that too. It’s dumb. Guys love to come in til they realize they are so horny, they can’t help but invite a girl back to their place. Of course this is going to happen.
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There are so many types of people that go.
I think the worst is the creep.
Just don't be a creep.
There
Here
Anywhere
and... please be ready to tip.
don't take advantage.
but... here is my story, it's kinda funny, definitely frustrating and only one if the reason I will never go back to The Library.
Went to celebrate a friend's bday. This person was a regular, also like to drink and it was his bday.. so he pregamed.
We went about 15-20 deep, ready to just have the best time, all of us had already went to the bank ahead of time so we knew what we were spending, so we could just do our thing.
anywho.. like I had mentioned we were a large group, most who had been drinking.
Myself and the bday boys sister go to get some buckets at the bar..
The DJ come on and starts to say we have a bday boy in the house.
My friend and I look at each other like... hmmm.. did you do that? ( cause we would have been the ones to)
The DJ goes on to bring the birthday boy up to the stage and calls him by name. HE HAD THE SAME NAME!!!
I felt like it was all going so fast and so slow at the same time.
He was obviously happy making his way up to the stage, thinking it was for him, mind you he is drunk drunk, very confused and I assume a but embarrassed.
We got him down, no issue. I tried to explain and even showed his ID showing his name and bday and they weren't having it.
They kicked him out, so we all left.
It was funny but a bummer.
Went to fantasy castle and still had fun.
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There are so many types of people that go.
I think the worst is the creep.
Just don't be a creep.
There
Here
Anywhere
and... please be ready to tip.
don't take advantage.
but... here is my story, it's kinda funny, definitely frustrating and only one if the reason I will never go back to The Library.
Went to celebrate a friend's bday. This person was a regular there, also like to drink and it was his bday.. so he pregamed.
We went about 15-20 deep, ready to just have the best time, all of us had already went to the bank ahead of time so we knew what we were spending, so we could just do our thing.
anywho.. like I had mentioned we were a large group, most who had been drinking.
Myself and the bday boys sister go to get some buckets at the bar..
The DJ come on and starts to say we have a bday boy in the house.
My friend and I look at each other like... hmmm.. did you do that? ( cause we would have been the ones to)
The DJ goes on to bring the birthday boy up to the stage and calls him by name. HE HAD THE SAME NAME!!!
I felt like it was all going so fast and so slow at the same time.
He was obviously happy making his way up to the stage, thinking it was for him, mind you he is drunk drunk, very confused and I assume a but embarrassed.
We got him down, no issue. I tried to explain and even showed his ID showing his name and bday and they weren't having it.
They kicked him out, so we all left.
It was funny but a bummer.
it was an honest mistake and I understand they have to follow their protocol.. but still.
anywho.. we went to fantasy castle to bless those ladies and had a hoot.
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sorry! new phone! im old and don't know how to use it!
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Dahlia,
You're not old... Every next generation of tech stuff just confuses the brain that functions just enough. I've had my phone for 5 years. I think I got the hang of it. When an update is needed, I am screwed for a while until the noodle figures things out.
I got along really okay, just until Smart Phones started coming out. In the beginning (2001), my flip phone could dial out and receive calls. Then came texting. And web surfing. I got lost because I was still using my flip phone. There was this thing called 3G.
I still love all the things I grew up with... Board games. Model Building. Vinyl records. Classic movies.
Maybe that makes me OLD. March to the beat of your own drums.
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One time I went to Mexico with my BF at the time. We went to this strip club and got a lap dance from this hot af chick. I was touching her and she was really receptive. Then I noticed my bf touching her and she wasn't digging it. So I watched for a sec. That MF was so rough and was obviously hurting her. I smacked him and said bro she's human not a doll. Don't touch so rough wtf is wrong with you. She looked at me gave me a wink and smiled. I melted. I had a great time that day.
On a side note I've been watching "Beauty in Black" Great show btw. There is a big stripper presence on the show. I'm not a frequent flyer to strip clubs. But if anything happens that's remotely close to what that show portrays, then I'm gonna need to get together with whoever has then stories. I need to hear it all.🗣️👂🏻
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Thankfully this doesn’t apply to all men. I’ve had guys grab me so hard on my breasts I had to tell them “hey I’m not play doh”! It’s so disturbing how many men out there don’t see us as human but I stayed vigilant the entire time. You have to.
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beauty in black is juuuuiccy! It came on one day and I couldn't break away!
It's just the right right amount of what the f!!!?
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My idol, Richard Feynman, used to go to strip clubs and spend some of his time in a corner working on theoretical physics.
I used to spend a lot of time and money in the clubs. Been to nearly every one in L.A. at least once. I knew the score and had only reasonable expectations.
A good dancer is a thing (sorry) of beauty and I've known several great ones. Paying for a few lap-dances was my way of rewarding excellence. Some lap dances are better than others.
I've never seen a lap-dance on an HX menu---but a well done cow-girl is close.
I'll be 82 soon and don't get out much anymore. Anyone do outcall lap dances?
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How funny Shadow. I used to do that but I think Ill bring it back!
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Did Feynman play the bongos in the corner?
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I used to occasionally visit a particular titty bar with my drinking buddy. It still exists but it has been completely transformed into a Vegas-style place, whereas before it was small and intimate and very old school. On Valley Blvd next to the 605.
There was a gorgeous black girl working there who basically latched on to me and wouldn't let go. We drank together, we talked for a long time, and we exchanged numbers.
She immediately started blowing up my cell phone with text messages saying how much she liked me and wanted to see me. Telling me how she loves tall White guys with shaved heads, and how she loved that I walked in like I owned the place, loved my style, and all kinds of crazy sexual stuff.
I figured she was just hustling me, which I didn't mind.
But I decided to call her bluff. I told her to come spend the weekend in Vegas with me, and she responded in 0.0001 seconds, "YES".
I picked her up at her apartment and drove us out to Vegas on a Friday afternoon.
I was driving a pick-up truck at the time and I stopped at StateLine for gas. She jumped out and got into the bed of the truck, opened her suitcase, pulled out some clothes, and then stood up and stripped down to her underwear and then put on the new clothes. There were like 8 other cars getting gas.
We spent the entire weekend in The Venetian drinking top-shelf wine, taking a stimulating substance, curing our glaucoma, and engaging in non-stop party-favor secks involving activities both natural and unnatural.
That weekend was also my first time witnessing certain racial and sexual dynamics firsthand.
I'm a tall, fairly clean-cut and well-dressed White guy. She's a Black girl with fake tits wearing a tiny skirt and high heels. Anywhere we walked in the Venetian, dudes would stare at her tits. I could tell because I was right next to her. EVERY SINGLE DUDE gave her the up and down and then focused on the titties. Occasionally one would look over to me and then immediately look way. It was hiliarious....... That's why hot chicks walk around all bitchy and don't make eye contact, FYI.
Also she would get harassed by security for loitering, whereas my horny drunk ass yelling at the TV monitor by myself did not.
Sunday night, we're basically a couple now, we get separated at one point and I went to the sportsbook to bet on hockey, and she was over by the shops smoking a cigarette. I walk over and 2 short and fat security guards are talking to her, and she's obviously agitated. She sees me and I walk up like, "What's up fellas?"
"Do you know this woman, sir?"
"Yeah she's my fiancee. Is there a problem?"
"Uh well..."
"I'm a guest at this hotel, why are you harassing my fiancee?"
"Have a nice night, sir."
I asked her what they were saying to her, and she said, "No. If I tell you, you'd go back and kill them."
Later that night we were sitting at the sportsbook, feeling good, and she spilled an entire drink in my lap. I stood up and yelled at her that she's a stupid bitch and she started crying and got on her knees and was trying to wipe off my crotch with a wet cocktail napkin.
There were like 40 Boomers in Hawaiian t-shirts sitting around watching this.
I went to the bathroom and she followed me all the way to the sink area, apologizing at the top of her lungs, one of her tits almost hanging out, one high heel kinda falling off, hot as hell. Bathroom FULL of dudes.
It was the start of a 2-year relationship. On again, off again. Mostly on. I never paid her a dime, other than covering travel expenses for the two of us.
Hot secks every single time, but she kinda started to get annoying. The love I felt for her was like I was in protection mode. Plus I loved that beautiful ass and the way she worked it. But our worlds were completely different. Becky wants to brunch. Chad wants to golf. Cousin Tyrell needs bail.
It wasn't the type of love I was looking for. Or more maybe I was just tired of it, getting bored, and needing to move on.
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Wowy wow wow wow! Thank you for taking the time to write your story! Clap clap clap*
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Back in the day, I think before HX, Troothsayer members used to meet up in strip clubs to socialize every once in awhile.
One time I brought a female friend to a social at Fantasy Castle in Signal Hill. We were all having a great time watching the girls dance and enjoying some drinks. My friend noticed girls giving lap dances in a few of the booths and told me she wanted to try it. So, we asked one who had been dancing close by and she readily agreed. It was fun watching her dance, grinding on my friend, with my friend's hands going where we guys would never go at this club.
By the end of the night my friend was kind of faded but really excited. On the way back she kept saying she loved that girl, "I'm not a lesbian, but I love that girl!"
When I took her to her place she asked me to stay, but I knew she was in no condition to have visitors, so I helped her to bed, gave her a kiss (which lasted way longer than I had anticipated!), turned out the light and headed home!
Those were some fun times!
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OMG yes! Beauty in Black is such a great show.
@kelsey I’m sure you’d look great upside down on a pole 😍🔥
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I was unfortunate enough to be at Captain Cream's 20 years ago at 2AM when they turned the lights on to clear the place out. Holy shit, those goddesses went from tan 10's to pale 5's in an instant. The booths, the floors...dirty is a massive understatement. Should have left at last call.
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What?! There was a social at the castle and I missed it!?!
I've gone many times with a few hx-ers. I won't say who.. but probably some of the funnest times I have had there! Industry gals supporting other industry gals is the best!
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I didn't really expect a response to my previous post.....once you hit granddaddy age mentioning anything sexy gets 'cringe' not action.
Just wrote a check to get enough fx points to reactivate my mail so I can reply.
Thank you.
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I have plenty of stories nothing horrifying but definitely funny or weird
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Lived in Atlanta back in the day. When it was the Gold club was operating and I knew some people that knew a lady who was dancing there and so was invited to like this. The biggest party that the Gold club ever had and took a girl that was from another club there as my guest and we went to dinner and all this kind of stuff and I knew I had a friend who had a limo company so I took the limo and went with the myself and another couple there and had a great time. Took the girl home didn't do anything with her. Just took her home. Gave her a kiss and said good night. Like the next week I went into the club to see her and she was hiding in the back. She was a nurse and a black eye. Evidently her old man didn't like her going out. And yeah she just came to work with a black eye
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My All Time Great Experience happened 15 years ago at the Bare Elegance near LAX. They had large private booths with curtains where I could realllly let the dancers grind & ride meee. Well, I guess I was doing something right cuz I made this beautiful blond dancer soo HORNY that she pulled down my pants and rode me BARE-BACK!!!
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Hey Shadow! I sent an email and I most certainly can provide lap dances!
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I sometimes go to the Zoo with the boys after a Dodger/Laker game. We just sit around, buy a few drinks for the ladies and leave with glitter all over our hands and faces.
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About 15 years ago I was tutoring math to one stripper at my local club. I would tell her to put the tits away so we can go over her homework in the VIP section. She was one of the main strippers and sort of became friends with all the girls. Was invited to their birthday and holiday parties. I would walk out with more money in my pocket than I came in with.
One night while taking a piss, a guy asked me who I was and why all the girls are hovering around me. He asked if I was giving them all cash. I replied “No, I am the fucking tutor!”. My replied left him puzzled.
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this was like 30 yrs ago, when i went to a stip club up by san fernando road..
i was finishing up college, my friend and i were like lets bypass our class and head to the strip club.
in those days, some offered like a free pizza buffet, anyways i ordered a drink that was the cover.
The girl was dancing close and she had some heel super long.. when she spinned she knocked over a full drink. it was just soda, but it had just been served so i was l dang..
I went over to the bartender.. big mid eastern guy and i said the girl spilt my drink can i get a new one.. he got all excited, and said what.. she spit in your drink.. ill fire her .. lol i was like no no no.. she spilt my drink.. he was like oh..
another time i went to this place in van nuys.. it was a slow night i think.. things were like slow motion.. anyways so to get the girl to dance for u.. u usually have to throw couple dollars or at least a buck at her.. then she usually moves on to the next guy... so i was watching and this guy was across from me.. he probably wasnt noticing..
he put his dollar on the bar and the girl danced for him for a second.. what came next was like wow..
she moved on and what he did is.. he leaned closer and he put his elbow on the counter and hand to his head like he was bored or sleepy.. with the other hand he snatched his money back.. i was like damn .. u suck..
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There was a dancer I once knew, she had her clit hood pierced. After a few weeks, I went to the club to see her. I noticed her piercing was gone and asked about it. She told me a horror story about giving a customer a full nude lap dance and the piercing somehow got caught on his zipper and tore off! She said she almost passed out as she bled all over him.
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I spent way too much $$ and time at strip clubs all over SoCal between 2008-2016ish. Been to pretty much all of them and had sex in almost all of them. Don't tell me it doesn't happen cuz it absolutely does. Don't regret it tooo much cuz I've been with some absolute beauties - mostly in their early 20's. I was always safe - used a condom - except 1 time. That one time was amazing though - creampied a little blondie with a bubble butt. Years ago though, and tested clean many times since.
Nowadays I don't go as it's gotten outrageously expensive (like everything in LA). Some good memories though - Spearmint Rhino and 4Play were my usual go-tos.
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Anyone remember ZBone?
I think I still might have my membership card laminated around here, somewhere.
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So back in 2009/2010 I had a relationship with a stripper add Tropical Lie in Upland, who would screen her perspective HX clients by coming to the club. Well, after meeting her at the club we met up and we actually had pretty good chemistry and started hanging out more and more. After about six months, I took her on vacation with me to Hawaii. I never paid her for her time when we would go on vacation would pay for everything that had to do with the trip. We had so many fun times. I taught her how to play golf and she played golf with me when we would go to the golf course in Hawaii. Went to Hawaii another time a year later. Flew into San Francisco to see the play Wicked. And all in all it was a great time. Another time she asked me to come to the strip club up and visit her we went in the back and she f#%ked me silly.
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4play was the best. Not sure it is still open as I have moved far away but I enjoyed many nights there. Took the SO one time and got her a lap dance with a Russian who was an excellent acrobat. She still talks about it to this day. I think the Russian liked girls.
4Play always had the hottest women and the best dancers. Much better than most of the Vegas strip clubs I had been to. Full nude so it was just fruit juice but the entertainment was top notch.
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I have spent too much time in LA's strip clubs. Most of the time I leave and think I should have found someone on HX instead. But variety is nice so here are my musings
4Play has always had the hottest girls. Weirdest thing to happen to me there was a VIP dance that became a nude poetry reading. I should have asked her to wait till after the lap dance finished but she was way too hot to say no to.
Bare Elegance's has plenty of attractive ladies and have the best attitudes of girls in LA. I can't recall anything too strange happening there, but I do miss the days before the pandemic. The girls used to always walk around nude and only put clothes on right before going on stage, and then just sat down nude in your lap when they were done. Pro tip. If you make nice with the managers there you can get invites to VIP parties that feature free open bars.
If your favorite HX girl isn't available and you need to get your dick sucked it's time to head 20 minutes east to City of (s)Industry, LA County's only city that employs more sex workers than it has residents living in the city. Rhino girls are a bit more attractive on average, but the ladies at Synn are usually up for anything. I've had plenty of freaky stuff happen out there, but the weirdest was having a girl dressed as Wednesday Adams squirt all over my face in the Rhino VIP.
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BBBJ + BBFS in the booth at Paradise Showgirls on Valley Bi.
Not sure how it is now , this was many moons ago.
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I remember feeling so disappointed when I first found out girls did more in the back because I figured this was a strip club and not a brothel. My regulars were turning to the girls who did more but I stayed firm with my decision to provide no more than a actual lap dance. I mainly didn’t because it was super unsanitary and I didn’t feel comfortable doing that at a club for some reason. It was tough but somehow I pulled it off.
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I want a lap dance from you Sylvia 
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My first time going to a strip club I was with my girlfriend. She didn't info me about strip club etiquette nor did she tell me that she used to work there
Long story short she went to the bathroom and this dancer came out and headed right over to me. I had never had a lap dance before and I'm guessing my GF told her to pay some stra special attention to me. Next thing I know the girl plopped her titty in my mouth right when my girlfriend was walking out and well .. I sucked it haha
My girl was PISSED!! The dancer reassured her it was an accident and some how convinced my girlfriend to let her come back to our hotel room with a few of their friends
At the hotel the girl comes up and goes "I wanna eat your pussy" and I'm just thinking OMG this is about to be the best day or the worst day of my life. I reply "oh idk about that love you have to ask her" and whyyyyyy did this girl go up to my girlfriend and tell her that she wanted to eat me out.
My girl tells her "that's on y'all" but then the girl comes back and goes "she said yes" and like a dumbass I get excited like okay!!
Right when I walk to the other room the girl starts taking my pants off and my girl comes running in and clocks me in the head hahaha
Come to find out that's my girlfriend's ex and she was trying to make her jealous . Whole time I'm trying to have a 3sum and clearly wasn't reading the room hahaha 🤣😂
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I've had a recurring fantasy of taking a date to the strip club and fucking her on the stage - or maybe just in a chair next to it.
Sadly, that's illegal.
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I would say the weirdest experience I had many years ago was at a strip club in TJ. My back was to the stage for just a few minutes while getting drinks and shooting the shit with my bros when I got squirted with titty juice from a dancer. My friends started laughing and freaking out pointing at my back and shoulder. I guess the dancer was trying to get my attention? I was too buzzed to care or even notice.
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@shaggy21 - I still have my Z Bone VIP card. I never met him in person, but we had enough online interactions that he gave me a complementary Lifetime Membership. My membership ID # was 004.
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I had no idea ZBone had a membership card. What benefits did this give?
I do remember someone left me a nice review on there! I was sooooo flattered!
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Many years ago, I guy I know went to a place called the Moulin Rouge on the Zona Norte in Tijuana, after a few beers and the encouragement of a local tout. He got a ringside seat close to the action to watch the strippers at work. His enthusiasm waned a bit when one of the ladies dropped her panties and whipped out her penis.
GT
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Gaijintony- Oh no!!
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Lol I think it's hilarious when people try to categorize us stripclub hounds. I've been hitting clubs for years, usually solo, tho occasionally with a guy friend. It's great fun and a great release, if you know what I mean and I think that you do, lol
I like to mix up club visits with OC cafe visits for a similar type experience. To each their own 
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Luckily, I don’t really have any strip club horror stories. Just a couple of times where I felt ripped off or spent way too much money for what I got!
Also luckily, I’ve had a few naughty experiences at the strip club. I somehow find the baddies in the club. But I won’t kiss and tell. 🤫
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@shadows, there are a number of women here that will include a lap dance in a session but I don't see it advertised very often. . I think if you ask when you reach out to one you're interested in, you'll get a number of positive responses.
It's been years since I saw her in person but MissNatCox, linked below, gave an excellent one. She's tall with long sexy hair and used to dance so she knows what she's doing. She's in Vegas now but I believe she still visits CA on occasion.
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Hawaii theatre city of industry the best Vip rooms and ladies.
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Strip clubs are a rip off haha. Id rather book 2-3 girls on HX instead of paying for a VIP at a strip club and get blue balls lol. I got lucky once tho, got a BJ from a chick. Tipped her $120 lol.But I get it some people like to go to strip clubs and see if they can get lucky. Its a fun experience lol
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I think for people who want to see and test drive the goods and don't mind paying the first class full fare...strip clubs are the option.
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