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Apologies I don’t know how to link an article or video like some of the more learned members here, so I’ll give you the short version.
A Riverside Sheriff Swat Sgt. was observed on his cell phone scrolling through a dating app from a news camera crew flying overhead. They zeroed in on him checking profiles on the app. Now mind you this is at the scene of a very long car chase in which the driver crashed his vehicle into a wall, was refusing to get out of the vehicle and in the end apparently took his own life. I can only imagine this scene would be very exciting, my juices are flowing and I’d have the overwhelming urge to be with someone so I couldn’t resist myself. I can only image one dating app i would turn to, and yep you are correct. But what if he had something already set up? Now he’s scrambling to get out of it without any negative consequences. So I’ve thought of some excuses for him.
1) Sorry just got called into work, can I reschedule and get my deposit back
2) Boy there are a lot of cops around your place , pic goes here,I’m afraid can I get my deposit back
3) Looks like I am going to be 24 hours late, you are ok with that right I’m not canceling I’m late.
4) Might be a little late hun, I hope you don’t have any allergies to tear gas, OC spray or pepper balls and maybe some gunshot residue. It’s not bad after a while.
5) Just got pulled over by a whole boatload of cops, insert pic, please forgive me it is not my fault, I am gonna sue.
It doesn’t help this knucklehead that his boss is running for governor.
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