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haha totally!
rip!
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He just wanted a re-match with Bruce lee. Be on the lookout for WAY OF THE DRAGON 2 coming soon
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He actually passed a few years ago,
but death was too afraid to tell him.
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He was an icon. RIP Chuck!
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep: he waits. And now we wait too.
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Thank you Mr Norris. May you rest in peace.
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I heard he’s going to carry his casket to his funeral.
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R.I.P. Walker,Texas Ranger
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Rest in Power, Chuck.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital that he was born in
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Gonna miss my dude, Carlos Norris. 1st saw him in Return of the Dragon. Looking forward to the friendly rematch in Heaven with Bruce, a la Rocky & Apollo.
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I guess Chuck is finally Missing in Action
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1.) When ghosts sit around a camp fire they tell each other stories of Chuck Norris.
2.) When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
3.) Voicemail was invented because people used to be too afraid to answer their phones upon seeing Chuck Norris� name on the Caller ID.
4.) When God created mankind, Chuck Norris said: "you sure kept me waiting"
5.) Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
6.) Chuck Norris is the only human who has actually won the human race.
7.) Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
8.) The universe is not expanding. It is running away from Chuck Norris.
9 .) Chuck Norris doesn't wear A watch, he decides what time it is.
10 .) When Chuck Norris went to his first day of school, he told his father "you're the man of the house now."
11.) Chuck Norris leaves gifts under Santa's tree.
12.) Astrophysicists still study Chuck Norris's first ever roundhouse kick, but they refer to it as the big bang.
13.) Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
14.) Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back!
15.) The sun can't look straight into Chuck Norris
16.) Chuck Norris once round house kicked a horse in the chin... this new species is now called a giraffe
17.) Chuck Norris once heard nothing could kill him, so tracked nothing down and killed it first.
18.) Chuck Norris once went to Toronto, and built a skyscraper with his bare hands.
Canadians were so impressed, they named it the CN Tower.
19.) Chuck Norris killed an army of 5000 men with two bullets, and the first was a warning shot
20.) Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
21.)Chuck Norris climbed Mount Everest in 15 minutes. 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
22.) Chuck Norris has a bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move!
23.) Jesus Can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.
24.) Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writing his name
25.) Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!
26.) Chuck Norris has divided by zero.
27.) Chuck Norris hit his toe on a table.Sadly the table broke.
28.) Chuck Norris smoked a cigarette, and gave the cigarette cancer.
29.) Chuck Norris was born before his dad.
30.) When a man even thinks about punching chuck norris, they develop alzheimer's.
31.) Chuck Norris once blinked and got his sleep for the year.
32.) When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital.
33.) Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
34.) Chuck Norris tried to sell his soul to the devil. The devil couldn't afford it.
35.) Alien vs Predator was originally gonna be called Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris but no one would pay the 10 dollars to see a 15 second movie
36.) Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird
37.) Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
38.) Chuck Norris once tripped over and made a crack, it is now called the Grand Canyon
39.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story. Chuck Norris once ate a turtle whole. When he crapped it out, it was 6 feet tall and had learned ninjutsu
40.) When Tim Berners-Lee invented the internet, he logged on, and found he had an email from Chuck Norris.
41.) Chuck Norris doesn't ever need a compass; he randomly points somewhere and north goes there in order not to anger him
42.)Chuck Norris was asked how many push ups he could do, he said all of them
43.)Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands for vacation. When we left, they were called The Islands.
44.)Luke Skywalker wants to learn the way of The Force, but the force wants to learn the way of Chuck Norris
45.)When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn't become a zombie, the zombie becomes Chuck Norris
46.)They say Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin under his beard. There is only another fist
47.)When Chuck Norris pees he clogs the toilet!
48.)Apparently Chuck Norris is currently selling his own urine. They call it Red Bull
49.)Absolute Zero was discovered when Chuck Norris gave someone the cold shoulder
50.)Chuck Norris didn't run for president in 2016 but still won.
51.)Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck�s gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
52.)Chuck Norris gargles peanut butter.
53.)Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys.
54.)You don't find Chuck Norris on Google. Chuck Norris finds YOU!
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Rest In Peace Carlos, Thank you for all the Great entertainment..Say hi to Bruce and Jim...
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