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HelenaUlinova
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I'm really proud of myself. Also, have you ever bleached your asshole?
Oct 15 2026 01:59PM more by HelenaUlinova
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I gained some weight due to all of the antipsychotics i take.

That's right. I can be even fucking crazier than this. This is the basement. How frightening!

I've lost like 10 pounds. I did it through dedication to injecting myself with retatrutide purchased from china on an online grey market prior to its FDA approval here in the US.

My psychiatrist rolled his eyes all the way around in his head when I told him I was taking it without participating in a study and that I was doing my own *personal* research on its effectiveness rather than having tbe manufacturer do the research for me.

If you, yourself, have gotten fat I highly recommend using GLPs. My cholesterol also went down without any effort on my part!

I've also been bleaching my asshole. I'm on round 2 of 4. Have you guys tried this? They said I'd need to do maintenance bleaching once or twice a year but I'm really excited to have my b-hole be the exact same color as the rest of my skin. If you're interested in no longer resembling a normal person, i can give you my anal bleaching specialist's info.

Cheers and happy fall, yall
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anyname
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Oct 15 2026 02:02PM     link to this

you sound like a great girl!
lets see how it looks bleached babe!
send me a nice close upi
Laguna88
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Oct 15 2026 02:13PM     link to this

Yikes.
Tatiana36dd
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Oct 15 2026 02:13PM     link to this

I think all the pornstars male and female who do booty scenes have to bleach, r u a ps?
Tatiana36dd
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Oct 15 2026 02:15PM     link to this

Also Does your pysch guy like porn too?
allbobb77
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Oct 15 2026 02:16PM     link to this

Is it spiritual? Your butthole? lol
loucfirr1
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Oct 15 2026 02:28PM     link to this

Congrats sexy, you look great! Need to see the anus when your done!
HelenaUlinova
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Oct 15 2026 02:42PM     link to this

I was telling my psychiatrist about humaniplex and he asked me, "is this real.... or a delusion?" When I was trying to describe the safety aspect of the site.

Then he asked me to repeat the name and spelled it out to make sure he had it right ao he might be somewhere around here lmaooo

I'm not a ps cause i think saying 'star' might be taking it a little bit far

My butthole never met a camera it didn't like though! Hahaha
makinbacon
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Oct 15 2026 02:54PM     link to this

Delusional?? LOL There are all types of marketplaces nowadays, HX was just ahead of the curve.
Juan2u18
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Oct 15 2026 03:00PM     link to this

I know a person who has many tested peptides and they are safe including Reta. Should you care.
ASMRPhiAZN
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Oct 15 2026 03:03PM     link to this

@HelenaUlinoa The weight gain is such a crappy side effect. I am glad you are taking care of yourself though, and taking initiative! I would suggest going through a primary or endocrinologist for a GLP. Need to make sure you can tolerate the medication and it causes no abnormalities in your lab panel. But GLPs are a very promising counter to weight gain though for those that take these meds. Metformin was the main one prior but GLPs are superior now. To piggyback off what you said, it improves main metabolic markers like lipids and glucose.

He asked you to repeat the name and spell it out....... interesting lol
adventurous50
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Oct 15 2026 03:34PM     link to this

The problem with the glp’s and the like is they are hunger suppressants. You burn fat and muscle mass from under eating. There are peptides like tesamorilin and ipamorilin that specifically burn only fat and tesamorilin burns n specifically belly fat or visceral fat. Pardon the spelling
adventurous50
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Oct 15 2026 03:35PM     link to this

But u look great Helen
ASMRPhiAZN
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Oct 15 2026 03:53PM     link to this

@adventurous50 without going on a pharmacological and physiological tangent, GHRH analogs like the ones you suggest would exacerbate the exact side effects that come along with those meds. Primarily increased ghrelin activation and worsening of insulin resistance. GLPs in this specific case is the gold standard.

The GHRH would be good for specific targeting of visceral fat or NAFLD
Tatiana36dd
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Oct 15 2026 04:01PM     link to this

Many research contracts I have had allowed me to see many results ftom thr glp1 studies and they are not good in the long run.
ASMRPhiAZN
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Oct 15 2026 04:14PM     link to this

@tatiana36dd Western medicine comes with a lot of caveats unfortunately. You have to weigh the risks and the benefits.
nikkybold
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Oct 15 2026 04:23PM     link to this

Okay, I know this sounds like sucking up, but honestly, you're spectacular at any weight.
remo_williams
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Oct 15 2026 04:32PM     link to this

Am I the only sicko that wants to see before & after pictures?
BlueBalz
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Oct 15 2026 06:18PM     link to this

Let’s see that dirty nickel
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Oct 15 2026 06:45PM     link to this

Interested in the bleaching asshole.
dznutzgg
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Oct 15 2026 07:09PM     link to this

was this done by a board certified professional or home bought chlorox bleach?
loucfirr1
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LouGoo!
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Oct 15 2026 07:21PM     link to this

now im imagining all the ladies bending over in a line for helena to bleach all our asses

ricogrande
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Oct 15 2026 07:24PM     link to this

Thanks Alice
Now I am thinking of that too
MissAliceOfficial
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Oct 15 2026 07:25PM     link to this

youre welcome
AppleBottom
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Oct 15 2026 07:30PM     link to this

Helena - I f*cking love you!
AppleBottom
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Oct 15 2026 07:37PM     link to this

I told my Shrink about HX, too. Wasn't phased in the least. For whatever reason nothing I do or say shocks anyone. I mentioned how it was this safe, little secret society I feel so honored to be a part of. ha!
Wait, does bleaching an asshole bleach hair or skin? I always wondered how that worked..
You look great - and I know losing that weight has you feeling like the queen you should!
Everyone in LA takes meds. You're crazy if you don't. (:
Tatiana36dd
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Oct 15 2026 08:38PM     link to this

I guess I am the only one without a shrink, must be a cali hx thing lol. Thats what I been misding my ehole life
maleinocca
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Oct 15 2026 08:41PM     link to this

I don’t have a shrink and im from Cali
Lusin_Jan7
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Oct 15 2026 09:12PM     link to this

I don't have one 😪 but I take uppers downers and neutralizes just in case I exceed one way or the other. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stay cool peeps😘.
AppleBottom
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Oct 15 2026 09:12PM     link to this

Well, I’m from West Virginia, but it feels like everyone in LA has a therapist, takes something, or both. We don’t live in an easy or particularly kind world, and honestly, medication can be a game changer for some people. I even know people whose dogs are on antidepressants! (that's a little much for me).

Wait - so back to the bum bleaching. Is it hair, skin or both? Ive always wondered about this ever since I saw the movie, Bridesmaids.
Tatiana36dd
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Oct 15 2026 09:50PM     link to this

Sadly, all the rich housewives that are now in assisted living facilities (as needed nurse aide in nc) thst I take care of took meds their whole lives and now more meds ejich leads tjem in memory care. Good thing is they dont know the difference.
drummer
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Oct 16 2026 07:59AM     link to this

Personally, I’m not a fan of bleached assholes. I like them all natural. For Halloween this year I’m going as the butthole whisperer. Any girls into this kind of action?
sirsquirt
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Oct 16 2026 10:33AM     link to this

Is 77 to late for a bleacher?
jakejet
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Oct 16 2026 10:35AM     link to this

I am a cosmetic chemist
I made a home maintenance solution called liquid pooper

DR you ass is pristine! Don’t change a thing Always happy to dine on it !!!

And thank you
Desirebabyy
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Oct 16 2026 12:47PM     link to this

I've never bleached mine before I've thought about it but i get a lot of compliments on the pigment so it's a hard decision lol
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Oct 16 2026 01:46PM     link to this

Congrats, I think you're smashing.
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Awe thanks Jake
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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