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โDo u want to chat or do you want to F$cKโ
I only use this one in HX parties ๐๐
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The lady is like โ NO THANK YOU โ ๐๐๐๐
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Honestly, a simple โMay I? My hands are clean.โ while making your intentions obvious would probably work better on me ๐๐ Less talking, more doing.
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Hi, my name is (insert name). . So nice to meet you
Dirty version, so nice to meat you!
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Hmmm ๐ค sooo nice to meat you lol
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Very subtle though, I wouldnโt pick up on that
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Then i guess a blowjob is out of the question. Lol
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Robin williams quote in Cadillac Man
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Hinting at a blow jobs sound more like. Where can we get some privacy around here lol
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Those Jeans look good on you but Iโd look better ๐
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Hahaha I like it. Have you ever tried it and did it work?
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I havenโt been laid in a month of Sundays, but the weekend is coming up
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Your head would fit perfectly in my freezer.
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Wow that def fits the completely ridiculous category
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So ixnay on the oonpa?
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Itโs gross
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Hey what has two thumbs and likes his dick sucked? ๐๐ป๐๐๐ป this guy
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Hi my name is Gonzo and I have a job. ๐
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hi u need to know something,
there is. something on your face,
its a really good look
that becomes exhilerating when u smile
what are u drinking today
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I just got out the hospital. They didnโt tell me much they just did my bloodwork. They said I was severely deficient on Vitamin U
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So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight? ๐
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if I was a coin what are the chances I'd get a head?
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"I want to be on you."
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money
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Do you do karate? Because your body is kickin'.
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I want to kiss you passionately on the lips and then move up to your belly button!
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You must be a cement mixer because youโre making me hard 
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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Do you want to skip the formalities and just come sit on my face for a few hours?
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Do you have a keg in your pants? 'Cause I want to tap that ass.
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What Ive said to the femininas, not original, taken from comedic TV's and movies, because I really have no unique traits. Irony.
Friend of mine, she was a library aid and our class went to the library. As she's checking out the books I say, "Let's play library and I'm the over due naughty book, what will you do?" She laughs saying oh my god, laughing, saying,what. that's original
"I'm 19 unemployed and live with my parents. Are you interested?" From Seinfeld, George Costanza.
While slowly driving past I yell out of my car, "Hey Ladies it's an Oldsmobile!" From Seinfeld, Kramer
A woman is In the frozen food section, I walk up to tell her, "you should be careful in this area"
She asks, "why?"
I Answer her, "Cause you'll melt all this stuff." From My Blue Heaven.
After a lady and I have completed a fun task i said, "We should go pick out some curtains together" From Aladdin
A friend of mine I knew for several years, seeing her daily. She was a petite high maintenance snooty blonde. The snooty ladies are always fun to joke with. After years of interaction, I'd briefly started saying in a slow emphasis tone like i'm seductively impressed by her, "Call me Rebecca" After me saying that several times. She eventually ask , "Do you want me to call you Rebecca or do you want me to call you?" I replied in a panic indecisive whine, " I dont know." The only other original
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Did you call for a handyman? Because Iโm ready to fill your crack with my caulk.
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was in reno, some 2nd rate casino , no money just young looks me and my best friend saw these
two hot looking babes and he was shy af
so it was up to me to start and talk to them and i said
are you as bored as we are ?
it worked ----- rest is history
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'Tell me now before I spent $20 on drinks"
But seriously I got my ex Wife by yelling at in a Club 'Hey, if you make me chase you ,you're gonna Piss me Off"...She of course kept walking but about 20 minutes later she came back and asked what I meant by that...and she went home with me that night and we were together for almost 11 years, but that was the early nineties when I was Young and Beautiful...
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You remind me of my pinky toe.
You're small, cute, and I'm probably gonna bang you on my coffe table at 2am.
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โHow much?โ
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I'd like to be that seat for 15 minutes and you can sit on my face.
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Tickle your ass with a feather!
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I saw you looking at me, wondering if you should ask me out, so I thought Iโd come over here and make it easy for you.
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Hi, excuse me. May I borrow a kiss? I promise, I'll give it right back to you.
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Keep them coming. These are very creative
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Are you a microwave? Because I want to put something inside you and hear you go MMMMMMM
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I was thinking about going gay, but you made me change my mind!
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Hi, do you come here often? I can make you come at least twice today.
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Iโm always willing to teach. In fact. I can teach anatomy by braille.
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I don't usually comment on blogs here, but it's one way to get your attention.
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Okay, I couldnโt pick just one ๐ Jazz51 wins for cutest/most creative, and artnjazz wins for the one most likely to actually work on me. You both understood the assignment ๐
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Addie.
Thank you so much. You seem to be a sweetheart. Maybe we need to meet one of these days.
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Youโre welcome ๐ and youโre already off to a good start ๐น
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