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cossack
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Paying on time
Sep 26 2026 02:58PM more by cossack
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A father gave his son money to pay the electricity bill.

For some strange reason, the son decided to buy a lottery ticket with that money instead.

The father asked, “You paid the electricity bill, right? Because tomorrow is the last date to pay.”

The son nervously replied, “No, I used that money to buy a lottery ticket… because we might win a brand-new sparkling Bolero car!”

The father beat him up badly!

The next morning, when the father opened the door, right in front of the house stood a brand-new sparkling Bolero car!

Tears filled the eyes of the entire family. They looked at each other with amazement and excitement. The son had the most tears in his eyes and looked extremely restless...

. . Because the Bolero belonged to the electricity department...

And they had come to disconnect the power line.

The father beat him up again!
      
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loucfirr1
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Sep 26 2026 03:00PM     link to this

Is the boy Hombo?
cossack
Whittier, LA, CA
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Sep 27 2026 11:24PM     link to this


After 50 years of marriage, I once looked carefully at my wife and said, "50 years ago, we had a

small apartment, an old car, we slept on the couch watching old black and white TV, but every night I

lay in the same bed with a beautiful 19-year-old" by a girl. Now I have a huge expensive house, a lot

of expensive cars, a huge bed in a deluxe bedroom, a wide-angle TV, but I sleep in the same bed

with a 69-year-old woman. I'm starting to doubt my marriage.

My wife is a very smart woman. She wasn't offended or cussed. Just the other way around.

She suggested that I find a 19-year-old girl and she will personally make sure that I live again in a

small apartment, sleep on a reclining couch, and watch black and white TV.

Well, aren't these women amazing? They really know how to solve all their husband's problems!"
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