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).gif) Good one.
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don't know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Dolly Parton is quoted as saying "I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. And I also know that I'm not blonde."
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A closely related joke:
A man a sitting alone in a bar when a beautiful women slinks up to him and asks if she can join him. He's a bit shocked, but buys her a drink.
After a bit she whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for $300."
"Anything?" She replies, "anything".
He reaches for his wallet and says, "Paint my house".
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuch !
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Hahahaha those are funny! I LOVE Dolly Parton!
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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
- The bouncer is a blonde girl who just got out of prison.
- I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
- The lady to your right is blonde and a top ranked MMA fighter.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head dejectedly, and mutters, "Naw... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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zing!
How does the blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
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Three people were asked what would you do to help humanity
One said find a cure for cancer
Second person said he would create world peace
The last a blonde said she would fly to the sun. The others said you canβt do that you would burn up. She replied I would just do it at night
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A blonde drops her dress off at the dry cleaners. The lady at the counter says, "Come again!"
The blonde replies, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
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Dad was walking his blonde daughter on the beach. "Look honey," he said, "a dead bird."
HI daughter points to the sky and says, "Where...?"
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