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Milking table
Feb 20 2026 03:56PM more by HelenaUlinova
Tags: San Diego , Random (All tags)

I went ahead and just dropped the 1k on a table myself was sick of waiting on a financier haha

It arrives from the UK to me on Monday! Just cleared customs.

I will be posting photos of myself putting in some work on my partner (aka Mr. Dream dick) to my club and also adding some gifs to my XXX gifs album.

Excited to share this journey with you all!! This has been a fantasy of mine for so long, so excited to finally have my hands on it.

If anyone would like to do prostate massage/milking table doubles please reach out to me! The hedonism is so real.
      
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Feb 20 2026 05:02PM     link to this

Oh Helena.....I am imagining you milking me.....
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Feb 20 2026 07:13PM     link to this

Why don't we have a like button?
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Feb 20 2026 09:30PM     link to this

Ok You talked me into it
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Feb 21 2026 02:28AM     link to this

Nice!
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Feb 21 2026 03:27AM     link to this

I would love to be milked by you. You look amazing
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Feb 21 2026 08:53AM     link to this

🙋 would love that. Can i look you eye to eye as I climax?
HelenaUlinova
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Feb 21 2026 10:50AM     link to this

I have a wall of floor to ceiling mirrors so yes we could make eye contact, smartass. Lol
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Feb 21 2026 11:16AM     link to this

Im totally down for this experience, let me know
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Feb 21 2026 12:31PM     link to this

Niiice. 🍆
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Feb 21 2026 12:31PM     link to this

Doesn't your neck get stiff after a while?
HelenaUlinova
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Feb 21 2026 12:51PM     link to this

Art-

"If you love something, it's worth the pain and sacrifice."

- Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
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Feb 21 2026 01:17PM     link to this

^

I have lost respect for Wayne Gretzky.
HelenaUlinova
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Feb 21 2026 02:29PM     link to this

Art if you didn't catch my office reference there I might have to advocate for you to be burned at the stake.

That quote was fake lyrics attributed to WG, I don't have proof anyone had ever said it but me just now when I made it up, but I could imagine some dipshit celebrity saying this about losing 10 lbs for a role or something.
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Feb 21 2026 03:20PM     link to this

Sounds like Fun!
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Feb 21 2026 08:34PM     link to this

I need to try!
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Feb 21 2026 10:24PM     link to this

So a Milking Table is like a Massage Table , but with a hole for my Ding Dong ?
HelenaUlinova
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Feb 22 2026 03:36PM     link to this

Yep or the hole is large enough to please the ladies... as I am an equal opportunity employer.
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Feb 22 2026 03:38PM     link to this

How much is ground clearance for some of the bigger guys.. lol
HelenaUlinova
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Feb 22 2026 03:42PM     link to this

I'll have to measure. My concern was the weight limit. Says 450 but I'll probably limit to 350 & below to avoid any possibility of being crushed under a collapsed table.
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Feb 22 2026 05:32PM     link to this

Why would you want to burn me Helena,
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Feb 23 2026 01:16PM     link to this

I am so sorry Helena and artnjazz, but your little banter here completely reminded me of the opening scene of the show "Billions". Uh yeah, you may want her to burn you? j/k

Or am I?

This is the Wonderful World of Helena we're talking about.

I have attached a link to it below.
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Feb 23 2026 07:40PM     link to this

I’ve never heard of this. How cool. I’d love to see a video of how it works.
Actually would be fun to watch live. I’d even bring the cookies to go with the milk!

🌹
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Feb 23 2026 10:20PM     link to this

Hmmmmm… a milking table sounds like a very unique experience. Maybe one for the bucket list.
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Feb 23 2026 11:12PM     link to this

Do you mean the milk-bucket list?
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Feb 24 2026 08:26AM     link to this

@HelenaUlinova, if you are in need of a training buddy!
HelenaUlinova
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Feb 24 2026 02:45PM     link to this

@art
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Feb 24 2026 05:42PM     link to this

Can I ask you ladies something about this? What is the allure to crouch under a table while performing oral sex or hand sex on someone you cannot easily see while pleasuring them? I am just trying to figure out what I am missing. Is it the anonymity part, for you or for the person on top of the table? Or maybe it is the complete separation of bodies that makes this attractive while doing something you enjoy while avoiding any other type of intimacy? I am all for trying it because I like trying new thins, I just don't really get it.
Please help me understand what the attraction is here.
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Feb 24 2026 07:16PM     link to this

lol @ this mothafucka.

My milking table experiences have been purely therapeutic. I haven’t needed to see a shrink in years and I’m rarely homicidal anymore. 🙂
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