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Or perhaps be the goat (the unflattering kind). As some of you know, I’ve been getting into football the past couple of years. So, who wants to have some fun and share Superbowl predictions? I’ll go first. I know, these days, that analytics are all the rage. Yes, I know that you can get data from ESPN or, if you’re a stats savant, you can go to nflfastR to do your number crunching before you lay down your prop bets. However, after much deep deliberation, I’m fairly confident that I have come up with a sure fire, can’t miss system for beating the oddsmakers. Right about now, you’re possibly (in fact, probably) shaking your head in disbelief or rolling back in your chair with laughter at my naivety. But hear me out! My system has the elegance of simplicity, while incorporating the sage advice of Warren Buffet: only invest in what you know. With that having been said, I present to you both my predictions and underlying analysis for Superbowl LX, the 60th installment of this global marketing behemoth: (drumroll, please):
Current betting line.
Spread: Seattle Seahawks -4.5.
Over/Under: 45.5
Predictions (based on what I know)
Seahawks cover the spread.
Why: I fvcked 8 guys at my first gangbang. 8 is bigger than 4.5.
The Under wins.
Why: I was UNDER the age of 45.5 at the time of my first gangbang.
I may not know much about football, but I damn sure know gangbangs. 😜😁
What are your predictions? 😘
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