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stud1969
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Neptunes Lagoons
Jan 14 2026 07:26AM more by stud1969
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

has anyone been ?
      
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stud1969
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Jan 14 2026 07:32AM     link to this

This Is in Anaheim you can rent private room by the hour with Jacuzzi and Sauna
kingnorris
Pasadena, SGV, LA, CA
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Jan 14 2026 07:40AM     link to this

Do a blog search. There are several threads on this subject.
PerfectPeach
SGV, LA, CA
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Jan 14 2026 10:39AM     link to this

Owner is real picky. No lotion or oils. No stuff in your hair (gel, ect) no make up. He gives you an hour speech in the stuff over the phone and in person. Takes up alot of your time going over and over about oils clogging saunas.
But once you get thru the torture, he’s pretty out of your business. Was able to do great stuff inside! Wink. Each room has a shower. And a massage bed.
Old looking in decor but effective.
This info is about 6 months ago last time I went.
Hope that helps!
stud1969
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Jan 14 2026 10:45AM     link to this

I would like to find two ladies that would like to join
DahliaLove
Long Beach, LA, CA
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Jan 14 2026 11:07AM     link to this

yes! I have been multiple times.

The owner/ front of house is really particular about reservation, and other rules.
My advice is to be respectful and just follow his guidelines.

It's a little out dated but a ton of fun.

-DL
Azteca
Fullerton, OC, CA
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Jan 14 2026 12:48PM     link to this

I've been curious about this place for a long time. I called once but he wouldn't give me a straight answer regarding the fees, so I never tried to book and forgot all about it.
KoiPond0
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Jan 14 2026 08:22PM     link to this

Rad sounding spot!
billinirvine
Irvine, OC, CA
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Jan 14 2026 09:37PM     link to this

Neptunes as great.
Rooms are well cleaned.
You can bring liquor.
Just don't get the owner talking about politics, conspiracy or illuminati and you'll be fine.
SinFul_Curves
Cypress, OC, CA
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Jan 15 2026 12:32PM     link to this

I've been there many times. If you can handle the owner talking your ear off it's a great place. Could use a face lift but other than that it's pretty well taken care of.

I've never had any issues with this place. It's always a lot of fun. Just no glass, oil, lotion, nuru, or lube. Iykyk
Johnnie.Rudolph
West Hollywood, LA, CA
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Jan 15 2026 02:28PM     link to this

VERY impressive Web site!

Lol.

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Neptune's Lagoon
ZaxxRain
Newport Beach, OC, CA
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Jan 15 2026 03:46PM     link to this

It's a fun concept really. It would be really cool to try it out as part of a session, since its a safe place according to the talk here. Probably best to find a lady that already knows her way around it and can set it up.
Its.All.Good
Murrieta, Inland Empire, CA
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Jan 15 2026 07:23PM     link to this

I called and the guy gave me a half hour speech on their All of their Rules!

I Miss Puddingstone Hot Tub Resort!
LacieO
Huntington Beach, OC, CA
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Jan 15 2026 08:10PM     link to this

Been many, many times thru the years and the guy is something else as others have said; however, it is a very fun time!
Some pics ...


Sauna


Shower in front of jacuzzi


Jacuzzi


Place to lay down or whatever with mirror!

@->--

LeftAndRight
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Jan 15 2026 09:13PM     link to this

I want privacy I'll take digital check in at any Hilton or Marriott with a bar before I ever spend a dime again at this dusty establishment. The owner is a blowhard also annoying.
Peckr
SGV, LA, CA
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Jan 16 2026 01:42PM     link to this

Does the owner charge extra for spooge bubbles?
grooviefan
Cypress, OC, CA
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Jan 17 2026 02:46AM     link to this

after the owners spech, i won;'t b back. a real A hole. there has to b other places...
SydneyFox
Henderson, Vegas, NV
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Jan 17 2026 04:27PM     link to this

Looks like I’ll have to add that to my bucket list of places to visit.
DahliaLove
Long Beach, LA, CA
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Jan 17 2026 05:51PM     link to this

I believe the owner is on the spectrum.
His "rules" are not unreasonable or hard to follow.

It's a friendly establishment.

GotGoals
OC, CA
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Jan 17 2026 06:32PM     link to this

Its on ok spot to relax and have a goodtime. I actually have a gift certificate for the past year, just can't find someone to make a deal with go for 2 hrs.
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