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Kelsey…that’s why she said.
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Ya know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Ive never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.
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You know what is the difference between a woman and a toilet is?
I toilet doesn’t take half your assets just because you dumped a load in it.
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What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
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^ dark
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A widow
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
*gagging noise* 
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Disney never really knows what their princesses are capable of. Much like fathers.
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Thats awesome! 😂😂😂😂😂
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A man goes to the hospital for a vasectomy.
The nurse asks him to disrobe and lay on the table facing up, and but naked.
The nurse then takes of her clothes, mounts the guy cowgirl style and rides him until he blows his nuts.
The mans asks “wtf just happened?”
The nurse replies “ the doctor asked to have your nuts empty as it makes the procedure goes smoother and less painful for you.”
The man is very much appreciative for the personal attention he got. He now puts his robe on and is wheeled to the OR.
As they go down this long hallway, he sees 7 men in one room pleasuring themselves.
The man turns to the nurse and asks “what are they here for?”
The nurse replies….vasectomy…. You have Blue Cross Blue Shield as your medical insurance… they have Obamacare.”
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