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allcaps
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Suffering from constipation?
Dec 17 2025 08:46PM more by allcaps
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Stop fighting. Let go…
      
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AFMadness
Inland Empire, CA
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Dec 17 2025 10:48PM     link to this

Sun Chlorella, and only the Sun brand.
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DelilahRose
Burbank, SFV, LA, CA
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Dec 17 2025 11:32PM     link to this

Allcaps!!!!!!!!
Kelseyforyou
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Dec 18 2025 12:03AM     link to this

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butthead_5150
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San Antonio, TX Today!
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Dec 18 2025 02:41AM     link to this

You would like a sodium bicarbonate enema or two. Lay off the gote cheese.
SydneyFox
Henderson, Vegas, NV
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Dec 18 2025 03:32AM     link to this

Enema services?
Perhaps your primary care provider would offer that.
allcaps
Del Mar, San Diego, CA
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Dec 18 2025 06:45AM     link to this

I genuinely enjoy it when things come out of my butt. It’s the going in part I’ve never been fond of.
SydneyFox
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Dec 18 2025 06:49AM     link to this

I wonder what would happen if I put a drinking straw in my butt and then farted through it.
allcaps
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Dec 18 2025 06:52AM     link to this

Forcing air through an orifice increases its velocity and decreases its static pressure, creating the Venturi effect. It’s a suction /vacuum used in components like vacuum generators or carburetors. So if done correctly, you could patent the world’s first self priming enema I reckon…
allcaps
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Dec 18 2025 06:57AM     link to this

I just realized who you are. You’re the artist formerly known as Claudel. I had crazy sex dreams about you for years. They stopped after a year or three. Hi. And there’s Delilah the Scientist. Oh my, she can do wonders for a man’s ego. And by ego I mean penis, or course.
SydneyFox
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Dec 18 2025 07:00AM     link to this

Him: “I used to have a crush on you”.


Me: “What the fuck am I supposed to do with an expired crush? “
allcaps
Del Mar, San Diego, CA
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Dec 18 2025 07:02AM     link to this

You’re putting words in my mouth. I prefer nipples.
Pretty_Kittty
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Dec 18 2025 07:36AM     link to this

I have some nipples for you
allcaps
Del Mar, San Diego, CA
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Dec 18 2025 07:39AM     link to this

Yes we are acquainted. I’ll be over later for my nursing.
butthead_5150
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Dec 18 2025 07:40AM     link to this

Don't drive off of any cliffs, young man
allcaps
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Dec 18 2025 07:48AM     link to this

I already have the car in reverse, and I’m revving the engine. I’m doing a backwards swan dive.
butthead_5150
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Dec 18 2025 07:57AM     link to this

Ciao Ciao MF
AFMadness
Inland Empire, CA
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Dec 18 2025 08:40AM     link to this

Yes, R is for Race. Just drive it like a forklift and you'll be ok.

Just hold a lighter to the end of the straw and see if it's true what they say about climate change.
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DelilahRose
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Dec 18 2025 08:46AM     link to this

I like it Delilah the scientist ! Fuck yes
butthead_5150
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Dec 18 2025 09:05AM     link to this

Delilah the scientist or magician

She could make money disappear
DelilahRose
Burbank, SFV, LA, CA
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Dec 18 2025 10:40AM     link to this

It's the slight of hand u never see coming
cougar95
Mission Viejo, OC, CA
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Dec 19 2025 12:59PM     link to this

Serious topic though….



Did anyone see the movie about constipation?


Oh wait… it hasn’t come out yet.
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