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Mind blowing!
It’s crazy how little women need from a man in order to create life.
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^ Yeah, but not if she swallows. 😉
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1,587.5 terabytes?! talk about plug and play!
lol that was a usb joke 
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That is 1.5 Petabytes. That is a lot of throughput. Very fast transfer today is measured in Gigabytes per second. This is Petabytes per second.
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@alice lets do some technical support role play? Maybe I come in to inspect your internet connection and you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive? Then I can unzip your files?
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sure you wanna come back out my backend
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come check out** ).gif)
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Yeah but the drive takes 9 months to completely process and output the data.
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A group of sperm is waiting anxiously in a mans ballsack ready to travel out to impregnate a woman. They are ecstatic thinking they will expand their gene pool.
But they are a bit cautious and send a scout sperm out in front to see if the coast is clear to the womans pussy. So out the scout sperm travels with increasing velocity out the shaft until he stops dead in his tracks. He turns to warn the rest of the sperm lining up ready to shoot!
GO BACK. GO BACK he screams. ITS A BLOW JOB!!!!
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lol
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HungryMan, that joke was portrayed in a Woody Allen movie in 1972 called; ‘ Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask’. It is probably on prime and is a good watch
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old school, wood Allen (classic)
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The hard drive of littlemissalice has a higher capacity, 1,587.5 terabytes it's like a drop of water in the ocean 😉
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Woody Allen stole it from me 
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