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cossack
Whittier, LA, CA
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Stop masterbating!
Oct 11 2025 10:27AM more by cossack
Tags: LA, Random (All tags)

Went to c the doc yesterday

He told me I needed to stop masterbating

I was sooo embarrassed

I asked why

He said I'm still taking your blood pressure
      
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ocguy66
Phoenix, AZ
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Oct 11 2025 10:29AM     link to this

You’re going to go blind
SkurferGurl
Inland Empire, CA
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Oct 11 2025 10:29AM     link to this

Ohh my.... LOL
hornytoad
Palm Springs/Coachella Valley, Inland Empire, CA
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Oct 11 2025 10:32AM     link to this

And if you don't stop that tennis elbow will come back.
butthead_5150
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Oct 11 2025 11:18AM     link to this

Masturbation causes misspelled words.

It is a myth that masturbation causes misspelled words
or any other negative cognitive effects. The idea that masturbation is harmful to mental or physical health is a long-standing myth, often rooted in historical misinformation and cultural taboos.

Masturbate has no e after the t. Try spell check.

cossack
Whittier, LA, CA
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Oct 11 2025 11:39AM     link to this

My hands were busy and couldn't concentrate
butthead_5150
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Oct 11 2025 12:54PM     link to this

That was caused by your actions.

Your actions cause pimples
OCCityBoy2
Santa Ana, OC, CA
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Oct 11 2025 01:03PM     link to this

Was your doctor female?

I have always chosen female practitioners...
Doctors, P.R.N.s, dentists, optometrists, opthalmologists, psychiatrists, and therapist... Except at Urgent Care or E.R., there I have no choice.
Scantron
LA, CA
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Oct 11 2025 01:21PM     link to this

My doctor told me to start masturbating. She said I should always follow doctors’ orders.
Ingridcolombian
Irvine, OC, CA
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Oct 12 2025 10:35AM     link to this

Please stop
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