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You would be on the ground in pain if you twisted them that much, but it sounds funny. Maybe AI can make you a video of this
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I'd tea bag every broad i could
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There are dudes that pay chicks to kick them in the nuts, just blast the fuck out of them. I just don't get that, the slightest little flick and I'm crying like a bitch in the fetal.
Kelsey, if you had balls, even low hanging old man balls, you would not be twisting them in any way love.
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No, you wouldn't!
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“… twist them around a bunch of times and then let them unravel really fast”
LOL!!!😂
Not going to try it. Not today. Maybe another day.
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No you wouldn't...
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no I wouldn’t…
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Logic would over ride Emotion.
Then you'd wonder, wtf just happened.
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I auditioned for poetry of penis I can make them look like a hamburger and seeded bun
Or a beautiful butterfly
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*puppetey
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-If you had balls you'd still be sitting on em.
-Are balls able to smack the clit while getting a good rogering in k9?
-But my dear you do have balls they're Chestacles.Massive.
The Song:
AC/DC - Big Balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwJ6OVSwkM&list=RD4WwJ6OVSwkM&start_radio=1
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Are there any guys making notes about who should not be allowed to come near their balls?
LOL
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I was going to note stay away from Kelsey after her comment. But after seeing her pic, she’s really pretty maybe I wouldn’t mind as much…. lol
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Take a before photo of your balls now.
It can be posted next to an after photo later.
I’m sure it will be good for a few laughs… if not a lawsuit!
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If I had balls I would stick some giant googlie on the boys and take a stroll down the nude beach
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Saggy balls remind me of bubblegum
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Are saggy balls a deal breaker? Please say no.
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They gotta be smooth, As much as possible.
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I shave em every day and apply lotion. Am I still in the game?
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If you had balls, you would have to get use to them hanging down to your knees when its hot, and retracting like landing gear to an airplane whens it cold.
….but never twist 👀
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I’m not going to brag about how often I shave my balls.
It’s 2025. I doubt if any man under 90 years old who isn’t a hermit or a monk is walking around with hairy balls. But what do I know?
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Look up testicular torsion. I remember one of my friends got it in highschool. He was explaining it to us and it made me sit my ass on the ground trying to not throw up.
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Wellll. U saying ur balls are like egglike smooth?
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One of your friends. Right.
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He’s saying they taste like lotion.
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^
He'd know.
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Yes, I can read what he wrote.
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Buttering them is good
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I always go with the Butterball, the little turkey timer reminds me of....me.
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😂😂😂😂😂
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Honestly, I'd do the same if it didn't hurt. They're pretty silly
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I put fake eyelashes on mine,
Then draw googly eyes.
Underneath a little lipstick.
Wear a kilt.
Sit in the front row of a female college lecturer.
And see how it all plays out
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Two balls and a bat.
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If I had balls they would be sweaty and stuck to inner thigh. Fuck it's hot today
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If you had balls , you would be my uncle!
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......either way you look at it "D.R."....your still fuckin "HOT as FUCK"......
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Thanks 🙂
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I'll double down on your set of sweaty balls and raise with my tight, and sweet vagina. Lol
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U must be talking about me?
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