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SmartK9
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For the Guys only ED help
Aug 18 2025 10:46AM more by SmartK9
Tags: Inland Empire , Random (All tags)

Full transparency disclosure THIS IS NOT ME.

While sitting in the waiting room recently for a scheduled doctor's appointment I had a conversation with an elderly gentleman about my age. I soon learned we shared a ailment in common, cancer. He asked me if I had experienced any ED problems with my diagnosis. Nope, never fit as a fiddle like I’m 19 again I responded. He seemed surprised. Even after your hormone shot of Lupron he asked skeptically. I responded, Nope, never, fit as a fiddle like I’m 19 again.

He then said, “Well if it ever happens you might consider , take your max dose of sildenafil (viagra) and take it with 2 capsules of Force Factor Nitric Oxide (I guess Amazon?) and within an hour you’ll have a “diamond cutter just like you were 19.”

I responded “Nope, never, fit as a fiddle like I’m 19 again.”

Now I haven’t checked the benefits of Nitric Oxide alone or had personal first hand knowledge of mixing them together. I guess I could check the internet but since I’m

“Nope, never, fit as a fiddle like I’m 19 again, I’ll defer to you.

Take note reactions may vary according to sources

Just an FYI but I’m always open to criticism
      
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loucfirr1
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Aug 18 2025 01:55PM     link to this

Did he have ear cancer, or just a keen sense to smell bullshit?
kuya_zoom
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Aug 18 2025 03:48PM     link to this

THIS IS NOT ME


Riiiiiigggggghhhhhht

SmartK9
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Aug 18 2025 04:15PM     link to this

🤦‍♂️
jay920
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Aug 18 2025 06:44PM     link to this

It is dangerous to mix ed pills and nitrates, it can cause low blood pressure. So be careful.
gilbert33
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Aug 18 2025 07:41PM     link to this

A rotating, vibrating, ridged device shoved up my but hole gets me hard.
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Aug 18 2025 09:02PM     link to this

This was a decent set up, but I really didn't understand the punchline. Can someone explain this joke please?
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Aug 18 2025 11:43PM     link to this

Do you mean the “asking for a friend” part or the repeated use of the phrase “fit as a fiddle?” (I think the second one may have been common in the mid-twentieth century.)
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