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The only way you're gonna come into money is if you jerk off over an open cash register drawer. Hiya, Skip!
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Been there, done that, and now I'm banned from Ralph's.
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You could spend it here
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I don't do the math, but every once in a while I ballpark the spending over the years...ooof.
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You could end the HX World Domination of FXP by gifting them to all the ladies who ask for them!
@->--
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Skippy makes me feel nostagic for those AOL CD-ROMs I used to received in the mail every couple weeks.
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Anyone familiar with the term sort-merge?? lol
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I merge my dong with some good poon.
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btw, I could be your manager fir this pending windfall.
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Free Nigerian money baby! As soon as the transfer clears, I’m taking everyone here to a nice lunch.
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I haven't gotten an advanced fee scam email in a long time!
It's fun to string them out, especially the 419 ones.
Odd, that I haven't gotten one in years now..... perhaps I'm blacklisted?
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"I don't do the math"
Better call in the idiot math savant.............Dood!
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I love charts and graphs! See posts from various previous Skippy accounts.
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"million BUCKS" ? Why is everyone talking about diversified and finance unless you plan to sale all your dears and make some money. #1 you can make some good old venison sausages, #2 let them mate and multiple thus you will have 2 million 'BUCKS' 🤣
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2 million Nigerian dollars = $18.75
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U should follow their example and continue the pyramid. Don't u know that's the only way to get rich!
That or coupons. Lol
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Only in the world of HX could this be real. 🙏🏻👍🏻
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Only a mil, haha
Your relatives aren't royalty.
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No, not royalty, simple Nigerian circus folk. But they had a booming business selling circus elephant droppings to the Wagner troops that are in country for use in their Thursday Craft Nights.
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Invest in crypto, if you want 2 million at the end, you will have put in at least 20 million.
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^^^Fed sleeper agent shilling for the globalist elites.
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Flappynutsack you and I briefly met a looong time ago in Costa Mesa ! Text me hon ?! Let's get together tonight ? I'm offering a great special!! 7142408529
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OP, can I borrow a couple MIL? Pay you back soon.
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Flappynutsack you and I briefly met a looong time ago in Costa Mesa ! Text me hon ?! Let's get together tonight ? I'm offering a great special!! 714 micro peen
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^ unlike your peen your phone number is too long
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714 Jew peen for a good time
Come say hi
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If i had a million dollars i would buy a bus ticket home, then go to the grocery store. Prob go get a sting ray , have it wrapped in gucci print. Open a Roth ira. Oh yeah, register my vehicle, get insurance all that. Find a better house to put down an offer on to purchase. Look into pricing for PR for my book so it could go global. Have a pigeon sanctuary built for the pigeons in las vegas so they have water and shelter. If i had enough left I'd get a black speed boat, with black lights and a see through bottom. With a bad ass system and id hope for one smart dolphin to swim behind me to the beat of the music id play and then all the other dolphins could follow along with that dolphin and follow me around as i would cruise from Malibu to San Diego all through the pacific ocean...
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You know the story will take some good turns when it starts with both having a million dollars and getting a bus ticket home.
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Well. There's no other way to get there lol. Planes make my head almost explode from the elevation and pressure. So i gotta use the bus until i get the corvette. Sting ray. I would normally just fly on my broom, HOWEVER, i was flying around recently and wrecked it... so now it's in the shop...
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I received an email from some Arabian Prince the other day , says he wants to give me 10 million clams. All I had to do was send my banking information , routing , account , all that good stuff.
Cha Ching.
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“Coming into a great deal of money” is how the creators of Scrooge McDuck originally showed him enjoying his fortune.
But of course they had to clean it up for the kiddies, so that is how we got the image of him swimming in his vault.
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I have a bridge for sale, cheap..
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What ever you do, don’t buy a landlocked parcel
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I want water on at least 2 sides
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I heard there are some nice waterfront properties in the Strait of Hormuz. 👍🌊
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Coming into a million dollars is like coming into enough money to almost buy a house
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I always wanted to fly in a helicopter and toss out thousands worth of quarters dimes and nickels to the communities below but that could possibly be the worst idea ever since change traveling that fast from that high above would most likely strike things as if they were bowling balls ...
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Cheese, olives and Spanish wine
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Viva El Cabanyal
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Trumpcoin is the sure bet for short term profits, Flappy
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Going on a Round the World Cruise. See you in about 6 months.
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Seriously hope you did not send a retainer and your bank account number as that is the oldest scam out there. Nobody falls for that one!
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Who cant admit that it wouldn’t be amazing to be the fool who saved some African Princess/Prince
From the evils that be their world .
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How many times have you flicked the bean imagining saving that prince and his 9" python?
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