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I'm coming into a great deal of money
Jul 11 2023 07:45AM more by FlappyNutSack
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

Turns out I had a long lost relative, Ngiri Nutsack, who just died in Nigeria and apparently left me a million bucks.

Email said to just send a retainer for the lawyer and my account number and the money will be mine shortly. Any day now!

So, how should I invest this windfall? I can get 5.3% on short-term T-Bills, but that barely keeps up with inflation.

How would you invest/spend your million?
      
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Loki51
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Jul 11 2023 08:00AM     link to this

The only way you're gonna come into money is if you jerk off over an open cash register drawer. Hiya, Skip!
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 08:06AM     link to this

Been there, done that, and now I'm banned from Ralph's.
Pjforfun
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Jul 11 2023 08:17AM     link to this

You could spend it here
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 08:46AM     link to this

I don't do the math, but every once in a while I ballpark the spending over the years...ooof.
LacieO
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Jul 11 2023 08:48AM     link to this

You could end the HX World Domination of FXP by gifting them to all the ladies who ask for them!

@->--
kuya_zoom
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Jul 11 2023 08:48AM     link to this

Skippy makes me feel nostagic for those AOL CD-ROMs I used to received in the mail every couple weeks.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 09:12AM     link to this

Anyone familiar with the term sort-merge?? lol
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Jul 11 2023 12:44PM     link to this

I merge my dong with some good poon.
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Jul 11 2023 12:45PM     link to this

btw, I could be your manager fir this pending windfall.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 01:32PM     link to this

Free Nigerian money baby! As soon as the transfer clears, I’m taking everyone here to a nice lunch.
remo_williams
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Jul 11 2023 02:48PM     link to this

I haven't gotten an advanced fee scam email in a long time!

It's fun to string them out, especially the 419 ones.

Odd, that I haven't gotten one in years now..... perhaps I'm blacklisted?
GoBallsDeep
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Jul 11 2023 03:05PM     link to this

"I don't do the math"

Better call in the idiot math savant.............Dood!
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 06:49PM     link to this

I love charts and graphs! See posts from various previous Skippy accounts.
Lusin_Jan7
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Jul 11 2023 07:21PM     link to this

"million BUCKS" ? Why is everyone talking about diversified and finance unless you plan to sale all your dears and make some money. #1 you can make some good old venison sausages, #2 let them mate and multiple thus you will have 2 million 'BUCKS' 🤣
SeymourButz
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Jul 11 2023 09:01PM     link to this

2 million Nigerian dollars = $18.75
Petite14u2use
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Jul 12 2023 11:24AM     link to this

U should follow their example and continue the pyramid. Don't u know that's the only way to get rich!

That or coupons. Lol
DrBoogie
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Jul 12 2023 12:57PM     link to this

Only in the world of HX could this be real. 🙏🏻👍🏻
socaliam
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Jul 13 2023 01:19PM     link to this

Only a mil, haha

Your relatives aren't royalty.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 13 2023 01:43PM     link to this

No, not royalty, simple Nigerian circus folk. But they had a booming business selling circus elephant droppings to the Wagner troops that are in country for use in their Thursday Craft Nights.
Sbsurf40s
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Jul 14 2023 08:19AM     link to this

Invest in crypto, if you want 2 million at the end, you will have put in at least 20 million.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 14 2023 08:28AM     link to this

^^^Fed sleeper agent shilling for the globalist elites.
LunaLoveLace
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Jul 20 2023 07:30PM     link to this

Flappynutsack you and I briefly met a looong time ago in Costa Mesa ! Text me hon ?! Let's get together tonight ? I'm offering a great special!! 7142408529
RobBlakeFan
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Jul 20 2023 09:41PM     link to this

OP, can I borrow a couple MIL? Pay you back soon.
Eulogy
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Jul 21 2023 01:14AM     link to this

Flappynutsack you and I briefly met a looong time ago in Costa Mesa ! Text me hon ?! Let's get together tonight ? I'm offering a great special!! 714 micro peen
TomTraubert
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Jul 21 2023 05:37AM     link to this

^ unlike your peen your phone number is too long
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Jul 21 2023 06:27AM     link to this

714 Jew peen for a good time

Come say hi
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Jul 10 2026 08:56PM     link to this

If i had a million dollars i would buy a bus ticket home, then go to the grocery store. Prob go get a sting ray , have it wrapped in gucci print. Open a Roth ira. Oh yeah, register my vehicle, get insurance all that. Find a better house to put down an offer on to purchase. Look into pricing for PR for my book so it could go global. Have a pigeon sanctuary built for the pigeons in las vegas so they have water and shelter. If i had enough left I'd get a black speed boat, with black lights and a see through bottom. With a bad ass system and id hope for one smart dolphin to swim behind me to the beat of the music id play and then all the other dolphins could follow along with that dolphin and follow me around as i would cruise from Malibu to San Diego all through the pacific ocean...
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 10 2026 09:03PM     link to this

You know the story will take some good turns when it starts with both having a million dollars and getting a bus ticket home.
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Jul 10 2026 11:58PM     link to this

Well. There's no other way to get there lol. Planes make my head almost explode from the elevation and pressure. So i gotta use the bus until i get the corvette. Sting ray. I would normally just fly on my broom, HOWEVER, i was flying around recently and wrecked it... so now it's in the shop...
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Jul 11 2026 02:47AM     link to this

I received an email from some Arabian Prince the other day , says he wants to give me 10 million clams. All I had to do was send my banking information , routing , account , all that good stuff.

Cha Ching.
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Jul 11 2026 09:23AM     link to this

“Coming into a great deal of money” is how the creators of Scrooge McDuck originally showed him enjoying his fortune.

But of course they had to clean it up for the kiddies, so that is how we got the image of him swimming in his vault.
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Jul 12 2026 05:28PM     link to this

I have a bridge for sale, cheap..
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Jul 12 2026 06:06PM     link to this

What ever you do, don’t buy a landlocked parcel
FlappyNutSack
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I want water on at least 2 sides
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I heard there are some nice waterfront properties in the Strait of Hormuz. 👍🌊
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Jul 12 2026 09:01PM     link to this

Coming into a million dollars is like coming into enough money to almost buy a house
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I always wanted to fly in a helicopter and toss out thousands worth of quarters dimes and nickels to the communities below but that could possibly be the worst idea ever since change traveling that fast from that high above would most likely strike things as if they were bowling balls ...
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Jul 14 2026 05:39AM     link to this

Cheese, olives and Spanish wine
FlappyNutSack
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Viva El Cabanyal
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Trumpcoin is the sure bet for short term profits, Flappy
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Seriously hope you did not send a retainer and your bank account number as that is the oldest scam out there. Nobody falls for that one!
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From the evils that be their world .
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How many times have you flicked the bean imagining saving that prince and his 9" python?
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