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FlappyNutSack
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I'm coming into a great deal of money
Jul 11 2023 07:45AM more by FlappyNutSack
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

Turns out I had a long lost relative, Ngiri Nutsack, who just died in Nigeria and apparently left me a million bucks.

Email said to just send a retainer for the lawyer and my account number and the money will be mine shortly. Any day now!

So, how should I invest this windfall? I can get 5.3% on short-term T-Bills, but that barely keeps up with inflation.

How would you invest/spend your million?
      
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Loki51
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Jul 11 2023 08:00AM     link to this

The only way you're gonna come into money is if you jerk off over an open cash register drawer. Hiya, Skip!
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 08:06AM     link to this

Been there, done that, and now I'm banned from Ralph's.
Pjforfun
Austin, TX
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Jul 11 2023 08:17AM     link to this

You could spend it here
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 08:46AM     link to this

I don't do the math, but every once in a while I ballpark the spending over the years...ooof.
LacieO
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Jul 11 2023 08:48AM     link to this

You could end the HX World Domination of FXP by gifting them to all the ladies who ask for them!

@->--
kuya_zoom
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Jul 11 2023 08:48AM     link to this

Skippy makes me feel nostagic for those AOL CD-ROMs I used to received in the mail every couple weeks.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 09:12AM     link to this

Anyone familiar with the term sort-merge?? lol
Himes_Soul
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Jul 11 2023 12:44PM     link to this

I merge my dong with some good poon.
Himes_Soul
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Jul 11 2023 12:45PM     link to this

btw, I could be your manager fir this pending windfall.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 01:32PM     link to this

Free Nigerian money baby! As soon as the transfer clears, I’m taking everyone here to a nice lunch.
remo_williams
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Jul 11 2023 02:48PM     link to this

I haven't gotten an advanced fee scam email in a long time!

It's fun to string them out, especially the 419 ones.

Odd, that I haven't gotten one in years now..... perhaps I'm blacklisted?
GoBallsDeep
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Jul 11 2023 03:05PM     link to this

"I don't do the math"

Better call in the idiot math savant.............Dood!
FlappyNutSack
OC, CA
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Jul 11 2023 06:49PM     link to this

I love charts and graphs! See posts from various previous Skippy accounts.
Lusin_Jan7
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Jul 11 2023 07:21PM     link to this

"million BUCKS" ? Why is everyone talking about diversified and finance unless you plan to sale all your dears and make some money. #1 you can make some good old venison sausages, #2 let them mate and multiple thus you will have 2 million 'BUCKS' 🤣
SeymourButz
Humboldt, CA
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Jul 11 2023 09:01PM     link to this

2 million Nigerian dollars = $18.75
Petite14u2use
Lancaster, North of LA, LA, CA
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Jul 12 2023 11:24AM     link to this

U should follow their example and continue the pyramid. Don't u know that's the only way to get rich!

That or coupons. Lol
DrBoogie
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Jul 12 2023 12:57PM     link to this

Only in the world of HX could this be real. šŸ™šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»
socaliam
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Jul 13 2023 01:19PM     link to this

Only a mil, haha

Your relatives aren't royalty.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 13 2023 01:43PM     link to this

No, not royalty, simple Nigerian circus folk. But they had a booming business selling circus elephant droppings to the Wagner troops that are in country for use in their Thursday Craft Nights.
Sbsurf40s
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Jul 14 2023 08:19AM     link to this

Invest in crypto, if you want 2 million at the end, you will have put in at least 20 million.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 14 2023 08:28AM     link to this

^^^Fed sleeper agent shilling for the globalist elites.
LunaLoveLace
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Jul 20 2023 07:30PM     link to this

Flappynutsack you and I briefly met a looong time ago in Costa Mesa ! Text me hon ?! Let's get together tonight ? I'm offering a great special!! 7142408529
RobBlakeFan
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Jul 20 2023 09:41PM     link to this

OP, can I borrow a couple MIL? Pay you back soon.
Eulogy
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Jul 21 2023 01:14AM     link to this

Flappynutsack you and I briefly met a looong time ago in Costa Mesa ! Text me hon ?! Let's get together tonight ? I'm offering a great special!! 714 micro peen
TomTraubert
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Jul 21 2023 05:37AM     link to this

^ unlike your peen your phone number is too long
Eulogy
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Jul 21 2023 06:27AM     link to this

714 Jew peen for a good time

Come say hi
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