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I felt unwell so went to the doctor.
He said 'Well you're going to have to stop masturbating.'
I said 'Why's that?'
He said 'Because I'm trying to take your temperature.'
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Topic line led me to believe this blog was about Hey and MA
After I read your punchline, I realized I was correct in my belief
Sometimes life is good when you get what you expect
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Wrong.
They are stuck up assholes
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Guy goes to the Doc - Doc I'm scared my penis is turning orange.
Doc says "let's have a look - Sure enough your penis is turning orange. Have has any thing changed in your daily activity.
No - I go to work come home eat dinner and then sit and watch porn with my Cheetos........
Drum crash!!
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Hopefully not the flamin hot
Which BTW is heycocks stage name
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Where is Mr. green screen?
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^ you need to be a chimp sitting in a bar to tell that joke.
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I've been to that bar. It's in Muscoy San Bernardino.
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Next to the screaming chicken?
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