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Who’s farts smell worse? That’s all that really matters at the end of the day.
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I heard one of the loudest one today.
It was like, Lord Almighty!
Damn!
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BTW, I wasn't there long enough to smell it.
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Fubar farts the loudest...haven't you been reading his blogs??
Fubar's farts smell the worst...haven't you been reading his blogs??
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Really Stupid Question.
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I don't fart. I queef.
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The worlds longest continious recorded fart is 2 minutes and 48 seconds and of course it was by a man...
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However, the world's longest continuous feces is recorded at 7.92 meters (26 feet) and it was by a women...
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Amazed what Nac learns on the job.
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It was measured and recorded...
Open at your own risk
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Who cares about loudest?
Who can clear a room?
We want the aroma!
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Estrogen produces the loudest & most pungent farts. It's scientifically proven.
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A few months ago, all 5 of us guys from work went to lunch together on a very hot day, all went well going, but the ride back wasn't as pleasant. AC was running, there was no noise, then suddenly some of us started tweaking our heads because a smell started creeping up our noses. Slowly each of us started rolling down our windows...damn I said! A few giggles were thrown out, then silence. I think it was our drive. 
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So, those this happen at ladies night, ladies?
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I think it’s pretty even. I’ve heard so girls fart way louder and nastier then a man 😝
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No farting within 6 feet of each other
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And this is an old ass blog
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A buddy of mine ripped the loudest fart in the history of mankind in the middle of a high school algebra test. He was a big fella, ended up playing big-time college football! It was so loud you could feel the percussion from across the room. And startling as well! There was some discussion over who was responsible, but there was only one Howitzer cannon in the rear corner of the classroom. Surprised it didn't shatter windows!
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As my daddy used to say, "it's not what you ate, it's when you ate it!"
My family is known for their flatulence.
TA
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