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SydneyClaudel
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Dear shower curtain
Aug 19 2026 11:08AM more by SydneyClaudel
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

Don’t fucking touch me, Bitch!
      
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loucfirr1
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Aug 19 2026 11:19AM     link to this

What if it had a hundy?
notsofast
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Aug 19 2026 11:23AM     link to this

What about the loofah?
SydneyClaudel
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Aug 19 2026 11:34AM     link to this

If you make me a shower curtain made of hundies. I would do the polite thing and graciously accept the gift. As far as loofahs, I have one in my shower so visitors can use it, I don’t use it myself. I’m very thoughtful that way.
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Aug 19 2026 12:56PM     link to this

omg i hate when the shower curtain touches me too. I don't care how clean it is, dont touch me!!

And also where does the wind comes from to blow it open or blow it on me?

No fan is on, no air is on, no windows are open, and yet there is a gust of wind to make me cold and make the curtain touch me
SydneyClaudel
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Aug 19 2026 01:35PM     link to this

Jazzy!!!!! ❤️🌹
I adore you.
Always have.
kuya_zoom
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Aug 19 2026 01:42PM     link to this

The shower curtain was giving you a live demonstration of the Bernoulli Principal
June.Moon
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Aug 19 2026 02:03PM     link to this

Dude so i said this exact same thing last week

I even bought shower curtain weights and they still dont work. They just clunk around in the shower making so much damn noise lol




This morning the shower curtain touched my leg and i was about ready to just cut it off. Like omg UGGHHHHH

Lol
June.Moon
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Aug 19 2026 02:05PM     link to this

And by cut it off i meant my leg 😭
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Aug 19 2026 03:08PM     link to this

Sydney with your gorgeous self


I hate the weights too, the magnetic ones jus cling to each other

i would say i prefer shower doors, but some of these hotels with shower doors dont even stay closed. They slowly creep open and water is everywhere

Now a tub with shower doors, work great its high up and shit is aligned
SydneyClaudel
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Aug 19 2026 03:13PM     link to this

June! You crack me up with the cut it comment!!
loucfirr1
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Aug 19 2026 03:41PM     link to this

I think what my esteemed colleague zoom zoom is saying, is just like us, they want to be, close to you!!
kuya_zoom
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Aug 19 2026 03:44PM     link to this

Now you sound like Karen Carpenter, Lou.
loucfirr1
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Aug 19 2026 03:47PM     link to this

Zoom zomm gets me!
SydneyClaudel
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Aug 19 2026 03:51PM     link to this

Lou might be still crazy after all these years.
kuya_zoom
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Aug 19 2026 04:25PM     link to this

Lou is my spirit perv.
SydneyClaudel
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Aug 19 2026 04:31PM     link to this

I can understand why! In a world full of doughnuts, he’s a bagel. 🥯
loucfirr1
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Aug 19 2026 05:43PM     link to this

Syd gets me too!

Anytime she wants!
SydneyClaudel
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Aug 19 2026 06:00PM     link to this

Lou, you’re my sexy, sly little fox 🦊
You just haven’t figured it out yet, but I write love poems to you in my Diary every single night.

loucfirr1
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Aug 19 2026 06:02PM     link to this

kuya_zoom
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Aug 19 2026 06:04PM     link to this

Shhhh about the bagel. Fubar lurks in here. Lou will be disavowed if Fubar think's hes Jewish.
JR2e3
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Aug 19 2026 06:09PM     link to this


Air pressure, temperature changes with flimsy material is an issue. Without getting a curved curtain rod or total bathroom remodel, with glass enclosed shower.

The shower curtain rod position can play a role if you're gonna get touched or not. At least 6 inches from the outside of the tub and raised to the height of the curtain only having 3 inches over lapped.

Again were talking about not wanting to be touched, 6 inches, and a rod. Speaking of that, June with water falling all over herself whoa. That's a fantasy.

SydneyClaudel
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Aug 19 2026 06:12PM     link to this

Got it! I need a 6 inch rod. Great advice!
SydneyClaudel
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Aug 19 2026 06:14PM     link to this

Also I’d love to see June standing naked under a waterfall in a rainforest.
loucfirr1
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Aug 19 2026 07:03PM     link to this

Who wouldn't?
SydneyClaudel
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Aug 19 2026 11:50PM     link to this

Maybe she or at least someone in the world will let you touch them the way they tolerate being touched by their shower curtain.
Who knows? Stranger things have happened.
I’m cheering for you!
jazz51
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Aug 20 2026 12:31AM     link to this

I would like to be June or Sydney’s shower curtain….
SydneyClaudel
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Aug 20 2026 12:35AM     link to this

If you were my shower curtain I’d ignore the towel and dry and wrap you around myself to dry off. Then I would find that I’m still wet. I say this unironically.
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