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notsofast
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 57 yrs old
OC, CA
Registered Mar 12 2007
Released Mar 20 2008

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Oct 15 2018 03:16PM
     Pour one out for Paul Allen...
I suspect Gates had a hand in this.

18 comments

Oct 5 2018 09:44AM
     Good Eats Near Staples Center?
Been roped into a concert that I don't want to go to. My only hope for a good time is drinking heavily and grubbing before the show.

Haven't been to the area in awhile and it seems constantly changing. Any suggestions besides don't go?

11 comments

Sep 19 2018 08:15AM
     Magnum Approved
Good news for the community! Apple IOS12 includes a measure app that can quickly and accurately measure objects through the camera lens. Now you can easily add a length and width dimension to your unsolicited dick pic or new upload.

Drop anchor!

5 comments

Sep 18 2018 12:50AM
     Happy National Cheeseburger Day!
May your buns be blessed with meaty cheesy goodness on this fine day...

4 comments

Jun 25 2018 09:04AM
     Pour one out for the Old Man...
Crotchety old dude was the only reason to watch that show. Fuck off Chumlee.

14 comments

Jun 11 2018 06:07PM
     What's the appropriate anger level and action plan...
...when there is a dog shitting on your lawn almost every night? Pretty sure this is happening late at night. The size and consistency of the poo suggests that this is the same offender. The area is pretty much unseen from the windows of the house and I'm too lazy to camera the area over dog crap. Should I put out some sort of sign saying the grass is poisoned or electrified? Would that fuck up another wise cool vibe in the neighborhood? Should I wait and hide in some sort of hidden duck blind type of thing and hit the offender in the face with a shovel and call it even?

I love dogs....I have dogs, I pick up after my fucking dogs. This is not a dog issue, this is a people issue and people are dicks.

36 comments

Jun 5 2018 11:14AM
     Pour one out for Kate Spade
Gone too soon man.

I may or may not sport a Spade wallet.

19 comments

Apr 17 2018 05:17PM
     RIP Barbara
Gone too soon man...

23 comments

Apr 5 2018 07:54AM
     Happy National Burrito Day!
I'm gonna down a big wet one.

Cheers!

4 comments

Mar 23 2018 07:53AM
     The underside of a Halibut
Is what my complexion is like now. Vitamin D levels are far too low.

I need the sun, please come back.

I need a cold beer on a hot pool deck. I need to swim in the ocean on a good hot day.

Thanks for listening.

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