I have no set way, it depends on my mood most but I never sign anything for the ones that come to my door. In front of a store if I'm in a hurry I will say that I'm not a registered voter, or if I'm not in a hurry I will listen to what they are trying to get me to sign then either sign or tell them I'm not intrested.
Toe sucker! A Florida man woke up on Christmas Eve to find a burglar sucking on his toes, according to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.
When the Bradenton resident asked the stranger what he was doing in his house, the stranger said he "was there to suck toes," according to an incident report obtained by the Bradenton Herald.
A fight broke out and during the struggle the suspect tried to grab the victim's genitals and claimed to have a gun, the report says. Deputies said no weapon was found at the scene.
The victim eventually forced the other man out of the house, but deputies say the suspect smashed one of the home's windows as well as the windshield of the resident's car.
The Herald reports that investigators swabbed the victim's toes for DNA and tried to track the suspect with a police dog, but the alleged toe-sucking burglar escaped.
Studies found that flu shot don't work for fat people. Scientists have come to realize that flu vaccines are less effective for people who are overweight or obese. Considering that excess weight affects more than two-thirds of the U.S. adult population, that's a significant shortcoming.
Homeless guy. Have you ever seen a homeless person so down and out that you gave them money without them even asking? Hopefully he bought himself a meal as I suggested.
Grumpy I also told him you have space in your dumpster.
Women Getting 'Lash Lice' on Eyelash Extensions. Optometrists say they're seeing an increase in cases of 'lash lice' or Demodex, as they're known medically, because women aren't washing their fake eyelashes. It might seem odd that women would risk having tiny little filthy bugs crawling all over their eyeballs but don't worry there's a good explanation. They're afraid that if they wash their eyes while they have eyelash extensions in the extensions will fall out. That is, apparently, a fate worse than having an eyeball infestation.
Upscale gentlemen, I see that a lot around here. I've been trying to determine what is an upscale gentlemen? I Googled it with no results. I guess if I have to ask that excludes me. I'm an old scruffy biker.
So can any of you define upscale gentlemen? It would be greatly appreciated.
Today is my 50th anniversary. On this day fifty years ago I was sworn in to the USAF at the induction board downtown Los Angeles. About fifty of us was bused to LAX and flown by Continental airlines to Lackland AFB in Texas for basic training. Eleven days after my 19th birthday.
